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Sloppy Joe Biden

Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there
“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”

“You got an SJB from them?”

“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great
by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024
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Frick Joe Biden

How children can criticize Joe Biden, without getting hormonally sterilized into another gender.
Frick Joe Biden, I can walk better than him.
by PseudonymsAreGay May 8, 2024
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Crooked Joe Biden

Crooked Joe Biden can't find his way off the stage.
by kanas sucks May 15, 2024
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A Joe Biden

A Joe Biden is an action in which someone falls upstairs, somehow defying the laws of gravity and physics as we know it.
“I was carrying my LEGO White House upstairs, but I did a Joe Biden and the set is now in pieces!”
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Sleepy Joe Biden

A pedantic pontificating pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung - figuratively speaking.

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I mean, the 46th President of the United States. (Supposedly)
Is known as "Sleepy Joe" for always falling asleep during interviews.

Is the oldest sitting U.S President at 81 years old.
Quotes:

"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, Asufutimaehaehfutbw"
-Joe Biden mumbling during an interview.

"We choose truth over facts!"
-Joe Biden during his campaign in Des Moines, Iowa.

"CornPop was a bad dude"
-Joe Biden describing an alleged run-in with a gang leader.

Sleepy Joe Biden
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ur not joe biden

u are not that guy or ur not “hollywood
friend: oh i didn’t see ur message
me: bru ur not joe biden stfu
by brebre_1 March 9, 2024
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Donald trump and Joe Biden fanfic

“I-I love you Donnie!”
“Shhh, Joey pooks, no one has to know.”
“I-I love you Donnie!”
“Shhh, Joey pooks, no one has to know.”
wtf is that? Donald trump and joe Biden fanfic ?
by Edgar ShufflePoop December 16, 2024
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