by turbopants January 13, 2007
Get the poo jam mug.Putting a PBC pipe in a girls ass and sliding Micro Machines one by one into the end of the pipe and having them roll into her ass.
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Did you hear about that broad that got a pipe in her ass? The guy put micro machines in the end of the pipe and gave her a Tokyo Traffic Jam
by Big Ben SC August 25, 2008
Get the Tokyo Traffic Jam mug.Jaemin: Welcome to krispy kreme how can I help you?
Vampire customer: I'd like to buy some donuts, which donuts do you like and recommend?
Jaemin: I like my donuts with jam in the middle.
Vampire customer: I'd like to buy some donuts, which donuts do you like and recommend?
Jaemin: I like my donuts with jam in the middle.
by Dick Chomper 42069 November 22, 2021
Get the donuts with jam in the middle mug.a yaoi jam is like a traffic jam, only with yaoi pairings in a fangirls head.
Its when you have more than one of your favourite gay pairings with hot anime guys in your head. And that causes that you can't concentrate on just one imagine of two bishies making out, not to mention you can't concentrate on math exercises or anything like that. So a yaoi jam makes you sit around in school blushing and grinning with your yaoi rapeface and drooling or nosebleeding while your teacher talks about worldwar 2. That can be problematic. The solution: DON'T read/watch so much yaoi mangas, fanarts and fanfics.
Its when you have more than one of your favourite gay pairings with hot anime guys in your head. And that causes that you can't concentrate on just one imagine of two bishies making out, not to mention you can't concentrate on math exercises or anything like that. So a yaoi jam makes you sit around in school blushing and grinning with your yaoi rapeface and drooling or nosebleeding while your teacher talks about worldwar 2. That can be problematic. The solution: DON'T read/watch so much yaoi mangas, fanarts and fanfics.
yaoi jam can also be used as a secret code to tell your friend you are in trouble:
fangirl 1: hey hey I have YJ
fangril 2: oh fuck. I feel your pain....by the way... which pairings?
fangirl1: Jin/Ragna, Jason/Nigel, Ciel/Sebastian
fangirl2: *drool nosebleed rapeface*
fangirl1: -___-''
fangirl 1: hey hey I have YJ
fangril 2: oh fuck. I feel your pain....by the way... which pairings?
fangirl1: Jin/Ragna, Jason/Nigel, Ciel/Sebastian
fangirl2: *drool nosebleed rapeface*
fangirl1: -___-''
by AnnSanityOo July 11, 2011
Get the yaoi jam mug.When an indivudal has the need to expel flatus and to defecate, and cannot perform the former act without the latter ensuing, especially when motion will force the release.
by qued October 1, 2008
Get the Cincinnati Traffic Jam mug.A movie about Jordan retiring but got back to Basketball to help the toons beat the giant aliens in a game who stole the talents from 5 NBA superstars. Michael Jordan stars in the movie with the loony toons (however you spell it) characters.
Kazaam sucks and so does Shaq when it comes to movies. Space Jam was sweet and so was MJ. Why the hell would you steal Shawn Bradley's talent???????
by sagzag February 4, 2004
Get the Space Jam mug.Raspberry Jam - A skirmish, typically close-quarters between two relatively equally armed forces. Notable casualties on both sides. Often, the strength of one side (usually defensive) isn't expected by the other (usually offensive). This underestimation usually puts a side, or both in a tight spot they may not be equipped for. Hence the jam.
*SWAT forces storm a location, but don't expect their opposition to have fully-automatic weapons. After a bloody firefight with casualties on both sides, one agent remarks to the other:*
"One hell of a raspberry jam we got ourselves into, eh?"
"One hell of a raspberry jam we got ourselves into, eh?"
by Sael October 17, 2008
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