Japanese Walrus Sandwich

When a shemale fucks you in the ass through a rip in your pants, resembling a walrus' teeth. This is called a Japanese Walrus Sandwich, which is recommended never to try.

OMG! I just saw this porn and the shemale gave him a Japanese Walrus Sandwich!

Sonny: Why is Brandon walking like that?
Myles: Oh, Ryan gave him a Japanese Walrus Sandwich.

by Sonny the Stuntman December 18, 2008

Japlish

a hybrid grammar introducing english components to standard japanese, or japanese components to standard english.

kare wa 'so cute' yo ne!

watch out, he's sort of a 'chikan'.

by dagger_grrl February 20, 2004

Japusa

An oversized mole, usually located on the left leg of women from Texas.

Heeey look.. I see a Japusa on Norberta's leg!

by Camille Pascual June 20, 2006

japanglish

japanese and english all mixed up, used by Japanese exchange students and long-term gaijin residents of Japan who text their english-speaking friends in japanese cuz it's easier on the thumbs.

FG: Aitsu is crazy ayashii man, I'm bout to kettobasu his ass.
Yusuke: What's with the japanglish? You forget how to speak English?

by shochu rokku November 19, 2006

Japanoob

Originating from a blending of the noun "Japan" and the slang term "noob", Japanoob is someone - usually English or American - who dives head first into Japanese culture and believes that everything is so 'Kawaii!' and addresses their friends as '-chan' or '-san' because English is no longer good enough for them. They emerse themselves in manga, anime, and yaoi, and fully impose their 'interesting' and 'unique' hobby on everyone else in the west. Sometimes they disguise themselves as video game or manga characters, this is called 'cosplay'. They generally fail and are over weight, lonely teenage girls.

Cate: OMG THAT'S SO KAWAII!!
Daphne: What? that's not even English!
Andrew: Ignore her, she's being a Japanoob.

The japanoob staked the manga section , making fleeting comments about how awesome Dante and Nero making out would be

by liekzmudkipz May 21, 2008

Japtop

A laptop made in Japan.

"Duuude check out this laptop"
"Dude screw that. It's a freaking Japtop."

by Karl Jakob October 6, 2008

Japancakes

Japanese pancakes.

Japan + Pancakes = Japancakes

Phil: "Hi, I'll have some Japancakes please."

Waiter: "Sorry, don't you mean Japanese Pancakes?"

Phil: "No, you heard me, JAPANCAKES!"

Waiter: "I'm sorry sir, we don't have that."

Phil: "Don't Japanic, I can take my business elsewhere then. Or go home and open my Japantry and make my own Japancakes. Or I can ride my Japanda or Japanther and go to Japanama and get some from there."

Waiter: "Keep your Japants on!"

by PHIL MATE! December 29, 2009