you seem up to it
you seem up to it by Dommy poo February 18, 2017
It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30
Something to shout at males (usually) who exhibit creepy stalker-like behaviour around women (usually). This sleazy voyeuristic behaviour tends to happen in places and cultures where everyday interaction between the sexes is limited, actively encouraging the hunter/prey dynamic (following women, cat-calling, peeping tom behaviour, even assault). Frustrated males resort to even using technology to spy on females (telephoto lenses, mobile phones, drones etc), all the while blaming women for "limiting the supply of sex" or simply "asking for it!"
I see you leering at me and snapping pictures with your phone! It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30 - it's YOU!
It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30 by kapweeng April 14, 2018
because it's good for you
The ultimate b**ls**t reason that someone in authority impatiently tells you to forcibly pressure you to consume/do something you detest, such as insipidly chomp through a huge bowl of oatmeal, choke down hard/sticky/bitter medicine-pills/powder/syrup, bake in the sun for extended periods, attend school/church, meet/interact with someone whom you fear/dislike, or any other acutely-disagreeable action of dubious --- and still largely unproven, in many cases --- effectiveness or benefit.
Using the age-old "because it's good for you" reasoning to convince someone to perform one or more disagreeable tasks --- especially if you cannot be totally certain that said procedure actually is indeed necessary/appropriate/effective for that particular person, and in those particular circumstances --- has always been an unwise and hurtful procedure; not only may it needlessly subject the "sufferer" to untold misery, but it also can often cause the agonized "victim" to totally turn away from and obsessively do the exact opposite of said practices/procedures (such as entirely shunning "health foods" like vegetables in favor of junk foods like chips and soda, or tempestuously refusing to hear or discuss anything even remotely alluding to religion) just as soon as he gets old enough to begin making his own decisions, and cause him to live an exceedingly unhealthy and "intellectually isolated" lifestyle. Plus it is an especially tragic mistake in current times, when there now exist so many far-more-palatable alternatives to the "basic 'n' boring" past methods of carrying out said "necessary tortures", such as using fun educational videos instead of having to tediously bury one's nose in a dusty book, or administering pleasant-flavored herbal/medicinal beverages instead of following a horridly "strict 'n' mundane" Puritan-type diet.
because it's good for you by QuacksO November 15, 2018
You’re ass ate it
You’re ass ate it by RamseyTheGreat November 15, 2019
If you have a goat better tie it
Khaled: Your son kissed my daughter!
Hassan: My son does what he pleases, if you have a goat better tie it!
Hassan: My son does what he pleases, if you have a goat better tie it!
If you have a goat better tie it by Shadraq April 18, 2020
You Know What It Is
You Know What It Is by Chicago River September 16, 2021
It’s dizzy over there for you
Chaotic
Shambles
Disrupted
To present confidence without having it all together, later creating an embarrassing event.
Shambles
Disrupted
To present confidence without having it all together, later creating an embarrassing event.
It’s dizzy over there for you by Thirdweeknd December 8, 2021