Snow Peak

Blasting a massive load into someone's hair and letting it run slowly down their face.

Dude the snow peak on that girl last night blew my god damn mind!

by Marret Kimbs December 18, 2013

december snow

The collective nutting of teenage boys after No Nut November.

Jack: Hey Jerry! The sewers are probably going to be clogged with december snow!

Jerry: Yeah Jack, we already know.

by can you dont pleaseee October 31, 2022

snow chaos!!

Noun. A logistical and psychological condition -- first observed in Denmark, Turkey, and France, and now spreading rapidly across the United States -- of general disorder brought on by sizable snowfall. The term must be set in italics or block capitals, followed by exclamation points, and accompanied by laughter.

The falling flakes brought total mayhem: King Kong was slipping and sliding around the top of the Empire State Building; delivery trucks loaded with cases of cinnamon chewing gum were almost completely submerged in white; the evening schedule of happy endings was thrown off by three hours -- SNOW CHAOS!!

by 5$wds March 01, 2010

Snow-Lover

Typically a darker skinned person, preffeering, or more attracted to lighter skinned people.

Snow-Lover. Yeah she's totally a "snowluver" ..look at that white boy she with.

by Whoisthisguy?! May 12, 2018

snow on the roof

Gray hair on the head.

John had snow on the roof, but he still managed to date a lot of much younger women.

by Mamdfm May 09, 2015

Snow Pen

A penis used in the form of writing in the snow while urinating.

I wrote “I love you” in the snow to my mom the other day with my snow pen.

by agotaras2000 October 27, 2022

Snow Angel

When you pull out after having sex while she is on her period and your bloody dick and ballsack accidentally hit the sheets leaving the impression of a snow angle.

Her (after period sex): "How bad is the mess...??"

Him (admiring the sheets): "I only left one Snow Angel this time and it's freaking HUGE!!!"

by Phunny Phuckers September 02, 2019