lit day

The one day of the week that is assigned to be lit

Guy 1: You dude i heard you hooked up with anna on lit day.
Guy 2:Yea dude im excited for the next lit day

by H2OLimbo May 28, 2016

Lit the wick of war

When you are about to get ass kicked in war.

Kim Jong Un: Yo General, I need 3some before war, dotard has lit the wick of war.
General: OK Sir! I will find some fresh pussies for you in Pyongyang.

by Muhammad John October 12, 2017

LIT MACHINE

Only use in upper case. This term is used to distinguish supreme "lit" from normal "lit".

"Is this party a lit machine?" "No Carl, it's a LIT MACHINE."

by mmpp123 August 18, 2019

Lit

an object or idea that is cool sounding or cool for doing

That' so lit.

by hey its lit November 16, 2017

Lit

lit

this party is lit

by huwfdjkshfgiuelhdyslgikwhdsbnj February 28, 2017

lit sandwich

we all strive for a lit sammich, classic line of mine for when you find joy in something/someone. (please use it i’ve never heard it anywhere else & I frankly feel dumb when I say it with the looks I get) I digress, spread of the lit sandwich is essential to everyone’s sake.

successfully reaching marriage with a fine ass female that you enjoy your days with

you: lit sandwich

successfully reaching new vegas through Quarry Junction at level 1

you: lit sandwich

watching joe rogan interview roe jogan

you: lit sandwich

by mistatenbelow March 2, 2021

Lit

When you turn 39 and can really see how and when and why you fucked up. Like surveying all the wreckage of your 20’s and 30’s. All that wasted time and the corpses of your murdered dreams. The wrong turns and horrible decisions. The missed opportunities.

My life is fucking lit

by Billy O’Hoyle August 22, 2021