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Russian-Jewish

When you look up someone famous on Wikipedia, like an actor, and check their early life.
Every. Single. Time.
Wikipedia, Early Life
John Smith was born to parents of English, Irish, German, Hungarian-Jewish, Polish-Jewish and Russian-Jewish descent.
by KockaKola December 23, 2021
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Wandering Russian

A man that will wander over to you, and offer sage like advise. May be in the form of an insult.
My friend came over for dinner. When she left she had a flat tire and asked that I come out to help her. The Wandering Russian was near with his kid and walked over to us, saw that when I went to remove the wheel nuts that the tire was moving. He said that we needed to put the emergency break on (which i asked her and she said she did). She opened up the car to prove it was in fact, on. Then he reached in and really put the break on. He then turned to me and said, "Never trust women when it comes to cars".
by iadas August 14, 2011
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russian tank

Stalin's wet dreams ALL of your Slavic needs will be for filled the Russian tank has everything from warship turrets on wheels to blocks of Stalinist
by Boris the tank lord December 20, 2017
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Russian River

When a purse strap flows though a woman's breasts. AKA Purse Boobs.
Check out the Russian River on that fat chick! That's purse strap is getting great separation. "Russian" is used to mean titty fucking and "River" is...well you know.
by Sir Lix Alot August 23, 2015
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russian puppy

the process of having a three way with your girlfriend and your pet.
by Silverponyfucker December 19, 2016
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Russian Drunk

Being extremely drunk off vodka. A person who is Russian Drunk may be found arguing, fighting, slurring speech, or passed out in the bathtub.
We are going to get Russian Drunk off this SVEDKA.

Man that fool is Russian Drunk!
by milehighjoe February 5, 2012
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columbian russian

kahlua + a starbucks double shot = a columbian russian

basically a mexican's white russian
pablo: que tal, those are good columbian russians, si?
jesus: si senor
by o'wizma December 19, 2009
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