Snow Blowner

What some may achieve while using a snow blower

Mark pounded his chest with savage anticipation while his steeling gaze studied the urban snowscape that stood against him.
His gloved hands gripped the frigid steel controls of the ancient machine that was created to conquer the ice crystals preventing the human form from navigating its naturals pathways.
As the vibration of the machines motor roared, he marched forward, resolute in his courage as he felt himself rise...
Mark had a Snow Blowner

by Wilwarin@66 February 15, 2021

introduction to the snow

The first song of Hawaii: Part II By miracle musical.

I really wish introduction to the snow was longer, its such a good song.

by foolthefool October 10, 2022

snow chaos!!

Noun. A logistical and psychological condition -- first observed in Denmark, Turkey, and France, and now spreading rapidly across the United States -- of general disorder brought on by sizable snowfall. The term must be set in italics or block capitals, followed by exclamation points, and accompanied by laughter.

The falling flakes brought total mayhem: King Kong was slipping and sliding around the top of the Empire State Building; delivery trucks loaded with cases of cinnamon chewing gum were almost completely submerged in white; the evening schedule of happy endings was thrown off by three hours -- SNOW CHAOS!!

by 5$wds March 1, 2010

snow chair

When an individual drops down into the snow in a reclined seating position, allowing the snow to form comfortably with your body imprint, thus creating a homemade snow chair.

Christine was exhausted from shoveling the driveway so she took a break in a snow chair!

by CanadaEh December 17, 2013

Snow Goth

It's like a goth, but uses white instead of black.

Vasilisa is a snow goth.

by NotFlou January 30, 2021

Gay Snow

When the amount of snow is not enough to support any matter or means of fun.

This is gay snow.

by angryparrot2 March 9, 2017

Snow Ghetto

When you are completely unprepared for any winter weather storm. No 4 wheel drive, no all wheel drive, no ice scraper, no snow jacket, no snow boots!

Yo dog, I feel bad for Brian. He’s out there in his timbos and T-shirt cleaning off his 2 wheel drive civic with a broom. It’s a foot of snow out there He’s snow ghetto!

by E-wheezy-F-Baby January 4, 2018