P1: "Wait, what possible reason could he have had to punch that cop? There's no possible permutation stemming from that that doesn't get him arrested, or possibly worse."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."
by Dan00001111 January 9, 2021
Get the idiot mathmug. A person that updates their facebook status with information readers know to be untrue, overtly obvious, or showing a lack of common sense.
"Stacy's facebook status says she's got a paper due today that she completely forgot about."
"Hmm. At the party last night she kept complaining about having to write it."
"What a status idiot."
"Hmm. At the party last night she kept complaining about having to write it."
"What a status idiot."
by soshellnetworkwer March 18, 2009
Get the status idiotmug. Normally I'd be pissed off that Jim forgot his keys and I waited outside forever, but I'm giving him an idiot pass since he was wasted.
by jeebus55 June 15, 2011
Get the idiot passmug. One who typically speaks in an arrogant manner, predominantly towards shwacks, but is ignorant towards his or her incompetence and narcissistic tendencies.
The term was coined by philosopher Dan Taylor, and has been agreed the term arose during the early 21st century by several academic communities.
The term was coined by philosopher Dan Taylor, and has been agreed the term arose during the early 21st century by several academic communities.
I just got a 14 on you, ya fucking dick idiot.
I said I wanted the orange flavor of Cariboo, ya fucking dick idiot.
Whose the fuck is the dick idiot who shwacked up this box-box?
If I wanted a dick idiots opinion about the piece, I would've asked you.
Fuck, let me piss out my cock and have a dart first, ya dick idiot.
Ya dick idiot.
I said I wanted the orange flavor of Cariboo, ya fucking dick idiot.
Whose the fuck is the dick idiot who shwacked up this box-box?
If I wanted a dick idiots opinion about the piece, I would've asked you.
Fuck, let me piss out my cock and have a dart first, ya dick idiot.
Ya dick idiot.
by HiBaller69 December 4, 2013
Get the dick idiotmug. by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016
Get the Diplomatic Idiotmug. Errol apparently stays to himself at first,but we all know it's a front LOL
This man tells more lies than prince Andrew and simply doesn't know how to stay to himself.
He seems to be the perfect magnet for
desperate WOMEN/ YOUNG girls with low self esteem or DADDY issues. He lets them into his place under the guise of mentoring them,but it never happens the way they think 😂
A(Confidence Trickster) who's behavior could be misconstrued as some varying degree of a pedophilic tendency. Errol carries on regardless not seeing his own wrongs,but quickly deflects from this behavior. When did the Mentor start to fuck the Mentee? Of course he can teach you a lot like how quickly he can remove your underwear LOL
These Women/Young girls become bitter very quickly when contact ceases between them & their OLD Fuck buddy thinking it could go on for ever. One day he meets the(ONE)settles down then things change,but instead of being happy for him & his wife they continue posting.
Guess they'll never meet their own Errol & jealousy weighs heavy on the mind
This man tells more lies than prince Andrew and simply doesn't know how to stay to himself.
He seems to be the perfect magnet for
desperate WOMEN/ YOUNG girls with low self esteem or DADDY issues. He lets them into his place under the guise of mentoring them,but it never happens the way they think 😂
A(Confidence Trickster) who's behavior could be misconstrued as some varying degree of a pedophilic tendency. Errol carries on regardless not seeing his own wrongs,but quickly deflects from this behavior. When did the Mentor start to fuck the Mentee? Of course he can teach you a lot like how quickly he can remove your underwear LOL
These Women/Young girls become bitter very quickly when contact ceases between them & their OLD Fuck buddy thinking it could go on for ever. One day he meets the(ONE)settles down then things change,but instead of being happy for him & his wife they continue posting.
Guess they'll never meet their own Errol & jealousy weighs heavy on the mind
by Janet21 January 27, 2023
Get the Errol the idiotmug. a term used to further annunciate the idiocy of a person while holding the persons face between two pieces of wonder bread
by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021
Get the idiot sandwichmug.