Long idiot

A term created by Dankpods describing his female pet python named frank.

Can also describe any snake or other reptile thag is long and not very intelligent

"Frank you're the Long idiot"

by Squibitz April 17, 2022

Smart idiot

Daphne.
A person who is very book smart, but has little to no common sense

Daphne is a smart idiot

by Smart idiot October 20, 2021

idiot pass

Giving someone a pass when they f*ck up.

Normally I'd be pissed off that Jim forgot his keys and I waited outside forever, but I'm giving him an idiot pass since he was wasted.

by jeebus55 June 15, 2011

Idiot Fatigue

The tired feeling you get from putting up with stupid people all day.

Man, I dealt with so much stupid crap today I'm exhausted, must be idiot fatigue.

by Unknown_Fury June 22, 2010

idiot sandwich

a term used to further annunciate the idiocy of a person while holding the persons face between two pieces of wonder bread

gordon ramsey: “what are you!”
poor chef contestant: “an idiot sandwich”

by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021

idiot moron

a person that is quite stupid in a very gay way

Hey Mikey, you’re being an idiot moron today

by Lmaobixch October 20, 2019

IDIOT, n.

A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.

The sea of idiots is vast indeed.

by Ambrose Bierce April 09, 2004