holy masturbation

After the occurrence of a massive dry spell, one must partake in the holy masturbation which is the act of sitting in a confessional using holy water as lube as the priest blesses your act of satisfaction

Im sorry father for I have sinned I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years. I must partake in holy masturbation.

by Dman1011 February 21, 2023

Holy Heavens

An expression of surprise,disappointment,or excitement.

Person:The Braves won!
Respondent:Holy heavens!That’s amazing!

by Dog Player-6942 May 26, 2023

holy dingles

Holy dingles Is used to describe when you are extremely happy about your dingleberrys falling off

Just took a nice one holy dingles

by Jaitheasianspy March 23, 2017

Holy Gucamole

a cleaner word for saying "HOLY SHIT!' read below for example in sentence

friend: Hey i just won the lottery!
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!
friend: Luck.
me: HOLY GUCAMOLE DID YOU GET LUCK FROM YOUR BIRTH?
friend: no mate
me: WHAT THE HELL WHY THE FUCK YOU CALLED ME "MATE"
friend: thats what we are, mates.
me: shut the motherfucking holy gucafuckingmoly!!!
friend: fuck you bitch nigga ass cock

and that kids, your friends will now hate you.

by WembzYT April 4, 2018

Holy Muff

The catchphrase of the soon to be famous superhero "Space-choaps".

Holy Muff! That chinese guy is choking!...nice.

by Strachychoaps March 3, 2010

holy woe

AN expression of divine despair and melancholy

Good god! The Mullets are on, and the remote is broken; Holy Woe!

by Monkeybest November 24, 2003

The Holy Alien

The Holy Alien aka Gunnar is one of the worst csgo players in the world, he is so bad that he makes people kill them selfs.

Gunnar is also very gay and like big fat hairy black balls

The Holy Alien stop looking at the wall and come to A site

by GUnnarGAming March 27, 2023