Hell-frontal Cortex

Part of the brain that stores all memories of a strict, religious childhood. The phrase "Your going straight to hell", echo's through your mind when engaging in certain activities (i.e, laughing at dirty jokes, engaging in sex acts with someone or alone, cursing, reading definitions in the Urban Dictionary, etc) The fear of hell, fire and damnation is alerted in your memory, but usually not strong enough to prevent "sinful" activities. There is no way to successfully remove the Hell-frontal Cortex. There is a theory that one can commit an act so horrific that a lightening bolt from the sky will strike. There are no survivors to verify this theory.

"Every time I get a tattoo, my Hell-Frontal Cortex tells my brain that I am going straight to hell. Then I think, fuck it, and have sex with the tattoo artist. YOLO!"

by Preachers Daughter September 9, 2015

hellapagoina

When a man plows a girl from behind so hard she does a leep frog jump.

Bob: Dude you see Caroline over there?
Bill: Yeah?! What about her?
Bob: I'm gonna to hellapagoina her from one of the room to the other!

Bill: Word son!

by gurt19 November 22, 2016

Hell no, Linda

The response you give to a nosey person who's always asking dumb questions about your sex life

Linda: Have you been a good girl lately?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, I've been riding dick unicycles on the daily

Interviewer: Are you willing to work nights and weekends?
Stuart: Hell no, Linda, nights and weekends are reserved for dick unicycles

by AuntCarrie143 May 2, 2018

Hella Wack

When something is beyond just wack, it's hella wack.

Weird lil boi: Yeet just copped the Gucci door frame.

Any reasonable person: That's hella wack.

by .yA BoI. August 17, 2018

Hell Hole

Like a glory hole but with a surprise.
When you fine a gooey hole with sharp edges don’t put your cock in it, you will most likely lose your cock.

“Dude, chad put his cock in the Hell Hole and she bit it off.”

by The Taint Sniffer November 22, 2018

Halol

A joke that seems close to the bone, but although it’s risky, has been deemed suitable and inoffensive to Islamic culture.

“Dude, you risked it telling that joke in the office “

“Don’t worry bro, I checked first to make sure it’s Halol”

by Chadriquez January 7, 2019

hell on heels

A mean and nasty woman.

Jaclyn is a real hell on heels!

by The Ferocious Whomper May 17, 2020