heart throb

A male with tons of bitches on jock, always wanting his cock. He may attempt a girlfriend but it won't last for this animal cannot be contained with one vagina. Always smooth and good-looking, but never cocky. You may pretend you don't find him attractive, but you know you do.

Jill: omg, I just had the best sex ever last week. he's so suave and he did this thing with his... and this.. and

Beth: ...wait, who is this guy?

Jill: it's heart throb, why?

Beth: ...me too

Courtney: ...me three

by sammiefgt July 6, 2008

inverted heart syndrome

a condition that can occur when a person who is bent over, or in any awkward position, sneezes, coughs, hiccups, and belches all at the same time, causing the heart to flip over inside the chest cavity.

The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.

Do NOT move the victim.

Desmond was weak and shaky for days after he had that spell of inverted heart syndrome.

by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009

heart

A thumping organ, pulled by one miny unicorn, thumping her magical horn against the mucosy wall of your body. it soon grows tried.. adn often faints, causing death or a stroke. unicorn repracments are rare, and some people must get pace makers: they never feel the magic afterwards.

If you ever feel a kick, dont fight it... just know it is a mini unicorn, fueling your soul.

the heart is in a land of wonder... after you die

by Georgia Lee Bean May 8, 2007

Heart of the Ocean

A large, fictional precious gem that some old lady dropped in the north Atlantic because she fell in love with some poor drifter who drew a caricature of her naked wearing only that stone, and shortly after drowned.

Brock: "Lizzy, do you know where the Heart of the Ocean is?"
Lizzy: "Um, I think my grandmother tossed it to Leonardo."

by Clipperbox October 27, 2007

dont take it to the heart

-Don't take what ever they told you all serious, in other words its a joke.

Ex. 1
Pablo: Yo, dont take it to the heart, but your haircut... yeah its kinda gay.

Jose: Haha, this nigguh , nah man i like it.



Ex. 2

Carlos: damn Tony ur a homo dude!

Tony: Wow dude your gay =

Carlos: Haha jk dude, damn you took it to the heart!

by mv7_db9 February 27, 2009

$.99 heart attack

Cheap fast food cheeseburger/double cheeseburger.

I'm starving can you stop at the Mickey Dees so I can get me a $.99 heart attack?

by Early Death May 23, 2010

heartbreak

heartbreak is the worst feeling a person could ever experience. Your heart literally throbs && so does the rest of your body. it feels as if the world has suddenly stopped spinning && theres no point in life anymore. you want nothing more than to have that person who hurt you back in your life. you hate them for hurting you but still you’re madly in love with them. you would do absolutely ANYTHING to get them to come back to you because you feel like you can’t live without them, no matter how much it hurts you to try. you can’t eat, && can’t sleep. you can’t even do anything because you find something in everything you do that reminds you of that person.
my advice to you: don’t make someone your everything because you’ll be left with nothing!!!

my ex girlfriend left me for her ex that she was with before me, i fell in love with her && made her my world && my everything. i did everything i could to try to get her back but nothing i did for her was ever enough. now i’m left with nothing at all. i experienced heartbreak

by Mr.ExpertOnHeartBreak December 31, 2010