Noun. A dynamic man who does not let facts get in the way of his stories. The name and term were inspired by a successful and well regarded trial lawyer, because his advocacy style has been described by clients, judges and opposing counsel as: “expensive”, “a masterpiece work of art”, “thorough”, “he’d litigate with God and win” and a “donkey punch.”
You better watch out for Hayzee— the super-lawyer, he’ll make you want to confess all your crimes and pay top dollar at the same time.
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Hayleys are very nice and you should be their friend. People ship her with girls tho.. (Be aware girls)
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Get the Hayley mug.A specific archetype of girl/woman that meets the following criteria:
-Lives in a mental hospital
-Has BPD and is potentially psychotic
-Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again)
-Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience
-Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims"
Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.
-Lives in a mental hospital
-Has BPD and is potentially psychotic
-Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again)
-Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience
-Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims"
Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.
"Bro I think I'm gonna have a mental breakdown after fucking that chick from the bar"
"Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."
"Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."
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Get the Hazla mug.A truly inspirational person who exemplifies the type of energy and loyalty we all want in a friend, in addition to being a fierce advocate of happiness and the pursuit of dreams. A Hayley is original, sassy, has the best memes, the best taste in trashy movies, insightful advice, and will be your 'broken car' alibi for over four years without ever breaking the sacred silence around the most elaborate lie ever told by a student.
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