Caught White Handed

Getting caught cranking it right when you cum.

"Dude I was so horny, so I started jerking. Right when I exploded, my dad came into my room and I was caught white handed."

by yedster14 March 15, 2012

3000 gaw gaw double handed twist

When a women or man twist a mans penis, with two hands till it turns purple. Then proceeds to twist and spit on the penis, till theres a chewy bit of foreskin left.

Greg: Damn I just got the 3000 gaw gaw double handed twist.

Fred: How was that?

Greg: The bitch took my foreskin off.

by Kermit clit December 9, 2019

love handle

a bulge of fat around the waist

You need to work out more if you want to get rid of those love handles.

by Light Joker March 28, 2005

helium-handed blonde bimbo

A blonde who likes to steal things. The helium in her hands denotes her light fingers.

The helium handed blonde bimbo got caught trying to steal from her pimp. She still loves him, but she won't try THAT no more.

by hello April 5, 2005

Two handed Zamboni

As made popular by "How I Met Your Mother"

When a girl most likely in Canada as it is a Canadian sex act is wearing nothing but two skates on her hands

Stan: Aw, man you should have seen Natalia she I walked in from the ice rink and she was doing the two handed zamboni!

Ron: Nice!

by Beauvoirismygirl January 8, 2012

In a jug with a handle.

Complete, it's finished.

Forget it dude, it's in a jug with a handle.

by Shanealicious December 1, 2005

handheld pickle cannon

A rather large, handheld gun that fires pickles or other pickle-shaped objects. Favored weapon of the anal marauder, who likes to assault victims from a distance, then close in for the violation.

Peter got hit in the eye by a mysterious vegetable shot from a handheld pickle cannon. He was one of the lucky ones.

by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004