Hayden

A sexy bloke with the greatest ass in all existence. A haydens rectal area shine brighter then a light bulb and can blind anyone in the 10 meters

Oh no, im blind! god dammit Hayden

by Candyson the second™ November 20, 2022

Hayden Hill

The short fella of the group, even tho he claims to be over 6ft. Still hooked on his ex and will constantly message her all the time claiming he never chats to her and talks to everyone 10/10 on the earth.

Go gym for 4 hours a day but still got 90% body fat and a little bit of muscle.

Trim is a solid 5/10 on a good day

Lewis ‘oh is that Hayden hill over there’
Owen ‘ yea I can just about see him, he’s quite short isn’t he’

Cook ‘ I don’t like him’

by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020

Hayden Dedrick

The Uncircumsized Gangster likes to bend down and lick the butter cream off of his best friend Ayden Smiths cameltoe as a tear rolls down Ayden’s cheek

Your as ugly as Hayden Dedrick

by Uncircumsized Gangster October 17, 2018

hayden

The hottest sweetest and funniest guy a boy could ever want. Super loveable and soooo good in bed.

“Omg is that hayden i love him so much”

by moonsforwish July 15, 2025

Hayden

Hayden is a very sweet person who cares for their friends a lot and is a huge nerd. They are often seen scribbling in their notebook either writing or sketching.

A: Do you see that girl over there doodling? Must be a Hayden
B: For sure

by DirtyRacoon March 14, 2020

Hayden

Hayden is a very very stupid imbecile who loves to dirt bike and be a complete idiot.
No one likes a hayden

Oh god that guy is so annoying, he is a total hayden

by Megaman1422 April 14, 2017

sporking hayden's mom

when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.

IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot

by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest December 13, 2023