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haggis

1. the heart, lungs and liver of a sheep ground into a paste with oats and barley and then boiled in the same sheep's stomach. the main meal of burns night where it is served with 'neeps an' 'taters, turnips and potatoes repectively.
2. a small ground mammal with tartan skin, one set of legs is often shorter than the other so they can run round hills, unfortunately only one way so haggis farmers haver the other way around the hill. haggis can only see in a straight line so in order to catch one a drunken stagger must be imitated in order to go unnoticed, this is known as havering.
by Matthew Ledwitch April 17, 2006
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hagfag

1. A gay male who mainly has heterosexual females as friends.
2. The opposite of faghag
3. A more polite way of calling your best friend a faggot, homosexual, gay
My Hagfag and me are going to go shopping.
by Daniel Contreras January 17, 2005
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hagaga

The profession of hugging baby animals for money, often the most wanted profession in the world.
When I grow up I want to become a hagaga!
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Hagerstown

A piece of west Baltimore that’s in the middle of rural Appalachia for some reason
Hagerstown is a town that exists, for some reason
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Haggecstasy

The overwhelming experience of haggis in ones mouth to such an excessive extent that one experiences a burning sensation describable only as ecstasy through haggis.
*muffled through a mouthful of haggis* Man I've eaten to much haggis I'm in haggecstasy!
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hagman

the coolest anybody can ever be.
wow that guy just saved the whole world! he is so hagman.
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haggisalope

A mix between the haggis and the jackalope. Typicaly called the North American Haggis. This animal has 2 and a half stomachs, no intestine, and a large pair of antlers. The haggisalope hops up and down mountains in the Colorado Rockies with its 3 legs. However, the front 1 leg is shorter than the back 2, causing it to fall down the mountain and break its neck. Hunting of haggisalope is either done with a toilet or large turds, though the ass goblin also works as bait. The haggisalope was thought to of gone extinct when scotsmen and irishmen made a mixbreed called scirish, often known as drunks. New evidence has pointed to their migration to China, making them commielopes.
Person 1: Hey, Frank, you want to go haggisalope hunting?

Person 2: Do you have the ass goblins?

Person 3: HEY! Who put the toilet in the car? And why are there ass goblins in the toilet? Is it haggisalope season?

Person 2: So you do have ass gobblins!

Person 1: Yea. And the runs.
by TheProudestLoser December 11, 2007
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