Collect Chaff Grenades; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens whonare addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenades; The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Polish Hand Grenade

Throwing a urine filled condom onto someone.

John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.

by anonymous August 8, 2024

Grenade Explosion

When someone shows up at a party with a bunch of people no one invited

*Joe walks in with a bunch of nobodies*

Kelly: woah! Did you see Joe? He just caused a grenade explosion!

Jonathan: yeah! He just grenade exploded all over us!

by Poopfartlol May 9, 2025

Mediplosive Grenade

A Mediplosive Grenade causes static destruction and liquidation of still matter, causing no expansion nor contraction of energy.

The mediplosive grenade caused everything within it’s radius to collapse in a single position.

by h3v_1 January 24, 2022

Holy hand grenade

Robert the Bruce's heart was cut out at his death, he was the true braveheart. His heart was later carried on a crusade to make the crusaders more courageous. It was thrown into a group of opposing soldiers during battle.

His heart was the holy hand grenade.

by Mcnastyjoel May 16, 2019

gob grenade

When you cum into someone's mouth and they spit it back into their hand and throw it at you.

That bitch hit me with a gob grenade!

by Knobgobbler84 November 17, 2017

stun grenade

Another word for "flashbang" in some games.

"Watch out, Jon has a stun grenade!"

by idontknow231 June 24, 2023