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Grandma

Grandma...Where do I start,grandmas are the Angel's of the world..they are the one that will always be there for Family,No Question, this lady will step up when a worthless daughter leaves 4 boys (all under 10) Grandma Waste no time but to offer ( HER EX SON IN LAW..WHOM SHE ADORES. TO LET HER HELP.)This lady without thought of herself moved 2 houses down and took charge while father worked to provide. Can you imagine What Kind of love GRANDMA HAD FOR THESE BOYS...ALL HER LIFE MAKING SURE THEY WERE CLEAN, FED SCHOOLED,,THATS MY DEFINITION OF GRANDMA.
Wow them boys are lucky they have such a person like grandma
by Nick Danger Brother January 14, 2022
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Grandma

Yo I just had a sleepover with my grandma! It was awesome!
by Agent frankie March 29, 2021
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Grandma-Push

The act of making room in your stomach via burping.
After she performed the Grandma-Push, she had room for thirds.
by Capt_Froggerson October 17, 2022
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titty grandma

me: "hey, can I come over later?"
you: "Idk, I'll have to ask titty grandma."
by Tittie Grandwaugh August 17, 2022
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Kimmy the crackhead grandma

Kimmy the crackhead is who you’ll call your grandma , you know the one that gives you crack
“You visit kimmy the crackhead grandma yet I head she got a new stack in!!
by LookAtAllDemChIckens June 23, 2019
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Grandma Anne

Grandma Anne's are the most loving, caring, giving grandmas in the whole entire world... on one hand. On the other hand, make em mad and they will destroy you in a quick second. Just stay on grandmas good side and everything should be okay. Grandma loves you (secretly hates you).
Don't mess with Grandma Anne, it will be the end of you.
by DainathePaina February 21, 2020
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Grandma's Blanket

When you have sexual intercourse with a/your grandma and she flops her post coital booby over your shoulder as she big spoons you and lulls you to sleep. Often accompanied by smells of warm cookies and stale ribbon candy.
Dude your Grandma's Blanket beat back the shame but good.
by Davey boy 27 May 8, 2023
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