by Helen Hughes November 4, 2006
Get the Goochum mug.when you rub/snuffle your nose in somones gooch making a snorting noise or some kind of pig noise, this is the act of gooch snuffling
your partner says. 'ooo... can i snuffle you gooch darling'
you say. 'oh yes get on with it then'
your partner says. 'ooo... i am eixcited...its ages since ive done gooch snuffling'
you say. 'oh yes get on with it then'
your partner says. 'ooo... i am eixcited...its ages since ive done gooch snuffling'
by a maths teacher and im playing May 28, 2008
Get the gooch snuffling mug.The map given to a boy called greig, who just could not find his gooch, no matter how hard he tried.
Greig: SUCK MA GOOCH!!!!!
Stacey: Greig, do you even know what a gouch is?
Greig: . . . no.
Jenny: HAHAHA!!! Someone should get greig a gooch map!!!
Stacey: Greig, do you even know what a gouch is?
Greig: . . . no.
Jenny: HAHAHA!!! Someone should get greig a gooch map!!!
by greigs gooch! July 5, 2009
Get the gooch map mug."Don't worry about me, I'm gooch"
"Whats gooch?"
Do you want something to drink? "Nah, I'm goochy"
How do you feel? "I'm feeling goochy right now"
"Whats gooch?"
Do you want something to drink? "Nah, I'm goochy"
How do you feel? "I'm feeling goochy right now"
by Dassit October 3, 2019
Get the gooch mug.A "Gooch-Munchah-Moonah-Burger" is someone or something with the special skill to "skat" from their own earholes. Famous celebrities which have this amazing skill include, Stephen Hawkings, Bill Gate, Joe Pasquale and Vanessa Feltz.
OMG d00d !!! You sick Gooch-Munchah-Moonah-Burger, there is skat pertruding from your ear hole! You make me friggin sick.
by Phil Collins February 24, 2005
Get the Gooch-Munchah-Moonah-Burger mug.A lewd sexual act associated with "alternative" methods of payment by customers, to expensive hairdressers - normally both male.
This is a non-specific term that covers a whole range of sexual acts - provided they fall within the context of the above transaction.
This is a non-specific term that covers a whole range of sexual acts - provided they fall within the context of the above transaction.
In relation to a balding friend receiving expensive hair replacement therapy -
"He's "gooching" his way to a full head of hair."
"He's "gooching" his way to a full head of hair."
by Mark Jones December 1, 2004
Get the gooching mug.Jimmy forgot to buy chicken broth from the store, so instead of panic, he dipped his balls into the water creating gooch broth.
by GolfSon October 20, 2009
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