Similar to the ideology behind "pre-game", pre-goon means to get yourself ready for a goon session typically by consuming content that makes you horny but is typically SFW.
Manuel Ferrera: watching Lisa Morales in the morning really gets me worked up and gets me into a bit of a pre-goon before I go headfirst into porn
Jovan Jordan: I'm the same way with Lyndsay Morrison and Siobhan. Seeing them in the summer with their thick meaty arms out gets me so ready to beat my meat.
Jovan Jordan: I'm the same way with Lyndsay Morrison and Siobhan. Seeing them in the summer with their thick meaty arms out gets me so ready to beat my meat.
by GermanGoon July 16, 2025
Get the Pre-Goonmug. by TrashSamaUwU December 20, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. 1. Used to describe general tomfoolery and shenanigans amongst a group of younger guys.
2. Used as a term for extreme levels of male masturbation
3. Can also be used to describe a place where gooning of any kind takes place.
2. Used as a term for extreme levels of male masturbation
3. Can also be used to describe a place where gooning of any kind takes place.
1: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"
2: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"
3: "Me and the boys are taking a trip to goon mountain, for gooning!"
2: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"
3: "Me and the boys are taking a trip to goon mountain, for gooning!"
by TacoJackson May 29, 2025
Get the Gooningmug. You ever notice every background guy in Breaking Bad stands the same way? Yeah man it's the goon stance.
by Flip Janson July 16, 2021
Get the Goon stancemug. 
Noun for both:
1) A type of physical abuse where a physically domineering person grabs another person by the arm, usually the upper bicep, and pulls the victim towards themselves.
2) A timeless trope in cartoon comedies where we see an angry individual swinging punches at the air between themselves and a taller individual, because the taller individual has their hand on the forehead of the angry individual and thus won't let them get closer.
1) A type of physical abuse where a physically domineering person grabs another person by the arm, usually the upper bicep, and pulls the victim towards themselves.
2) A timeless trope in cartoon comedies where we see an angry individual swinging punches at the air between themselves and a taller individual, because the taller individual has their hand on the forehead of the angry individual and thus won't let them get closer.
Foghorn Leghorn sure upset Daffy Duck, but when Daffy got too steamed Foghorn stopped Daffy's punches with the goon arm! Boy, I'd be happy if these definitions had different words.
by arf79 June 17, 2022
Get the goon armmug. "Becky mixed Spaghetti noodles with Penne pasta to spice up her food! that is so weird!"
"Shut up Sandra, she is just gooning. It is a hip new way to cook italian style food!"
"Shut up Sandra, she is just gooning. It is a hip new way to cook italian style food!"
by femmenyn April 17, 2024
Get the Gooningmug.