by Skibvitytoiletreuzz June 01, 2024
Poop Goon, or Poop Gooning, is the act of holding in ones poop for as long as possible, until you have to take such an enormous shit that you reach goon state from pooping.
When you finally release this huge amount of poop, the feeling is so releaving. Some people might even describe it as orgasmic
It is comparable to edging your penis so hard, that you reach goon state.
Involuntary poop gooning can also occur, when you simply have no acces to a toilet.
When you finally release this huge amount of poop, the feeling is so releaving. Some people might even describe it as orgasmic
It is comparable to edging your penis so hard, that you reach goon state.
Involuntary poop gooning can also occur, when you simply have no acces to a toilet.
“I needed to poop in the train but the toilet was occupied, so I decided to poop goon for a few hours and the shit was amazing”
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John: “Dude I need to poop so bad, can I use your toilet?”
Ricky: “Hell naw dude, just poop goon for a few hours and go at your own place, believe me the shit will be euphoric”
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John: “Dude I need to poop so bad, can I use your toilet?”
Ricky: “Hell naw dude, just poop goon for a few hours and go at your own place, believe me the shit will be euphoric”
by The Cockenator February 05, 2024
by GoonPisser April 26, 2024
by Mr gerbud is gay January 24, 2025
Dominican Flicker Gooning is the act of watching Sanky Panky movies while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Rafael Trujillo and using freshly made mangu with salami and queso frito. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Mamaguevo" and "El Diablo" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 27-degree angle (representing the day of Dominican Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.
Me and my buddies had a gooning session the other day. We tried out Dominican Flicker Gooning in order to be inclusive to other cultures. We did it to Don Pollo videos. His videos regarding "salsa picante" really did it for me!
by 0nxva0 December 26, 2024
by RIP Nautica February 12, 2025
Getting gooned: To be legally “kidnapped” by 2 or more men/women (goons) working for a company your parent/guardian hired to take you to various forms of treatment centers (torture facilities).
1: “Hey, did you see the new kid? Looks like he got his shit rocked! Tough little son of a bitch”
2: “Yeah. Guy didn’t know he was getting gooned at first so he swung on the first goon. He tried to catch his punch but the kid slipped and ended up hitting his head pretty hard.”
1: “What a fucking idiot!”
2: “Yeah. Guy didn’t know he was getting gooned at first so he swung on the first goon. He tried to catch his punch but the kid slipped and ended up hitting his head pretty hard.”
1: “What a fucking idiot!”
by Fuckmormoms November 17, 2023