Aztec gooning

The act of resisting the urge to explode in a decaying orphan.
Bro Michael committed Aztec gooning at the orphanage all last night.
by Skibvitytoiletreuzz June 01, 2024
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Poop Goon

Poop Goon, or Poop Gooning, is the act of holding in ones poop for as long as possible, until you have to take such an enormous shit that you reach goon state from pooping.

When you finally release this huge amount of poop, the feeling is so releaving. Some people might even describe it as orgasmic

It is comparable to edging your penis so hard, that you reach goon state.

Involuntary poop gooning can also occur, when you simply have no acces to a toilet.
“I needed to poop in the train but the toilet was occupied, so I decided to poop goon for a few hours and the shit was amazing”
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John: “Dude I need to poop so bad, can I use your toilet?”

Ricky: “Hell naw dude, just poop goon for a few hours and go at your own place, believe me the shit will be euphoric”
by The Cockenator February 05, 2024
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goon piss

when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.
“I gotta take a goon piss.”
by GoonPisser April 26, 2024
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La goon

when you are in a awkward situation and decide to level up the ambiance.
jake: my mother died
Jamal: la goon
Jake: thanks man
by Mr gerbud is gay January 24, 2025
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Dominican Flicker Gooning

Dominican Flicker Gooning is the act of watching Sanky Panky movies while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Rafael Trujillo and using freshly made mangu with salami and queso frito. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Mamaguevo" and "El Diablo" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 27-degree angle (representing the day of Dominican Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.
Me and my buddies had a gooning session the other day. We tried out Dominican Flicker Gooning in order to be inclusive to other cultures. We did it to Don Pollo videos. His videos regarding "salsa picante" really did it for me!
by 0nxva0 December 26, 2024
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Goon mobile

The mobile that carries the ghost of the Gooner (Nautica malone)
(Dodge Challenger)
Wow! I just saw a Goon mobile drive by!!
Woozer!
by RIP Nautica February 12, 2025
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Getting gooned

Getting gooned: To be legally “kidnapped” by 2 or more men/women (goons) working for a company your parent/guardian hired to take you to various forms of treatment centers (torture facilities).
1: “Hey, did you see the new kid? Looks like he got his shit rocked! Tough little son of a bitch”
2: “Yeah. Guy didn’t know he was getting gooned at first so he swung on the first goon. He tried to catch his punch but the kid slipped and ended up hitting his head pretty hard.”
1: “What a fucking idiot!”
by Fuckmormoms November 17, 2023
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