Gorilla-Gooner

A person aged 14+ who still plays Gorilla Tag or its knockoffs—sweating in a kids' VR game, grunting into the mic, and calling themselves “cracked” at monkey parkour. Anyone who plays children's games at an old age is weird. Mainly adults.

Grown men playing a children's game are gorilla-gooners.

by Koolsy July 5, 2025

Perpetual Gooner

Referring to a person who has become so lost in the sauce of pornography or other stimulating media, that they lose access to their higher brain function, seeing the world as a complete goon fest, masturbating dozens of time a day, often leading to decreased productivity in their daily lives, along with the destruction of friendships and other personal relationships.

Danny: Hey do you know if Matt is gonna come rock climbing with us this weekend?

Seth: Really Danny? Matt has become a fucking perpetual gooner, I haven’t even heard from him in weeks, I really doubt he’s coming with us this weekend.

Danny: …fuck… I miss him man.

Seth: *sigh* Me too man.

by CrazyCronker47 July 19, 2025

AI gooner

Using AI as to not have to use your brainpower for productive tasks,

instead opting to use your brain for useless, unproductive time wasters.

Livio is a total AI gooner. He just lets claude write his unit tests while he runs it down in league.

by RangedDeer July 23, 2025

Kinda gooned to Mbappé

“Kinda gooned to Mbappé” is a change of words to a song called Hadal Ahbek and is a MASSIVE meme on TikTok.

Canada man hop on the jerkmate, Kinda gooned to Mbappé, Obama have dih. Obama have dih.

by VYB3 July 29, 2025

Non-gooner

People who don't literally goon
uh yeah
really thats it.

"wow you don't goon, your a non-gooner!"
"uh yeah vro, I am a non-gooner."

by Hyperman555 October 17, 2025

ooey gooey pooeies

humorous phrase made up by me

i need some ooey gooey pooeies cookies

by GABEBESTX1771 October 19, 2025

Henri Gooner

The act of two females scissoring each other but forget to lube up but realize they don't have to because they are females.

I accidentally did a Henri Gooner with my roommate. I'm so stupid.

by George Corn October 19, 2025