godchurch

jake paul made up this stupid ass word in his song

i just dropped some new merch and its sellin like a godchurch. heh lol

by kaliisbomb August 12, 2017

Godchurch

Some dumb shit that Jake Paul in his song

and i just dropped some new merch, and its selling like a godchurch

by chimpg November 7, 2017

Pooches gooches revenge

When your Paris Hilton Wannabe girlfriend sucks some other guys dick off and you find out about it, dont let on then get her mad drunk until she passes out phone your friend round take her handbag toy chouihaha dog, lift up its little balls revealing its crustacious gooch, while your friend takes out his digital camera rub the dogs gooch all in that bitches face then send the picture to everyone you know..

(Gav) Man my bitch totally sucked off some other guys dick.
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!

by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009

hit the gooch

to go home

Friend 1: "hey you wanna stay for one more round?"

Friend 2: "no thanks, man. it's getting late. It's time I hit the gooch."

by speeeeze January 26, 2011

godchurch

The word used to sum up dead memes, idiotic and random combined in one...

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a GODCHURCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by RobyBobyDoby July 25, 2017

hairy gooch

When that woman no shaven her private part. usually looks like a jungle

Me:Hey lady wanna fornicate
Lady: sure but be weary of my hairy gooch as rumour has it chuck norris is in it.
Me:of course he is dumass, chuck norris is everywhere at once

by vas deference November 11, 2013

Gooch

The small patch of skin between your little soldier and you butt. Also known as the A.B.C (ass-balls connection), the gooch can be used in many contexts. Usually referring to the patch of skin, gooch can be also known as a derogatory towards anyone. Gooch can also be known as the taint commonly used in movies and or t.v shows.

Yeah, I kicked him in the gooch after I found out he stole my damn cookie.

OR

In "Life", Donald is referred to as the biggest gooch around.

by EpicFailzors October 19, 2009