The Paki Ginger Gene

When a paki has relatives who are ginger and then develops ginger hairs on themselves.

Christopher : Oh no , Alan ! I have found a ginger hair in my pubic region! Take a look hunny.
Alan: Must be The Paki Ginger Gene! EID MUBBARICK PAKI!

by craguusgay September 20, 2009

Ginger

A ginger is a person with red hair, white skin, and freckles.
Gingers DO have souls.
Ginger is not an offinsive term.

Random guy: "HAHA, your a ginger, you have no soul!
Ginger: *breaks other guys kneecaps*

by Killface X February 4, 2010

Ginger Pork

A food served in school cafeterias that ensue hilarity and brings about thoughts of pigs with red hair.

Yo, slide me a piece o' that ginger pork!

by Dizzle Smizzle February 20, 2009

gingercest

Ginger-on-ginger action.

She said she was really into that guy, but because they both have red hair, it'd be gingercest if they did anything.

by Ragerrrrr February 28, 2009

Ginger faker

Named after the legendary Cream drummer, Ginger Baker. A ginger faker is one who claims to be a quality drummer, but is, in reality, just shit. Crappily copping Ginger Baker licks is common amongst ginger fakers, as are unbearably long and equally crappy drum solos.

"Sammy talked himself up like crazy, going on about his ridiculous abilities behind the drum set, but we jammed with him today, and he's a 100% ginger faker."

by Tommy the Rock June 27, 2009

gingercologist

To be a board certified specialist in all matters related to the Red headed race. These persons are capable of diagnosing almost every known medical condition related to 'gingers'. Further more, they posses the ability to cure many of the more serious cases of gingervitis.

If you feel you need the assistance of a Gingercologist, please don't hesitate to contact your nearest specialist today!

We cure mind, body and soul!

"I used to be a red head.. then I saw my local Gingercologist! He was kind, polite and most of all, discrete! Now I no longer have red hair! I'm cured!"

-Sue, Minnosotta

by Daniel Thomas, Ph D. May 9, 2010

Ginger Hippo

The god of all. Said to enslave humanity at the end of time. God Ginger Hippo is the king. Once bitten by a ginger hippo you automatically become a ginger hippo.

Person 1: Hey im going to church see you at 3:00.
Person 2: Church? Everyone knows the only god is God Ginger Hippo.

by knifeguywithaknife January 16, 2011