Der Wei Game

Card Game:
Everyone is dealt cards evenly, and everyone must flip over a card at the same time in a circle. If anyone has the same card you have to be the first to slap. If there is a joker, everyone has to slap. Last person takes all the cards in the pile. If there is no common card, the pile adds up. If you accidentally slap you take all the cards in the pile plus an extra card from each player.

There is only one person who counts to three for everyone to flip over the card.

Now for the mistakes...
If anyone makes a mistake that the majority believes is wrong, no matter if it's something they say or do they must take an extra card from each player.

The last two remaining players have to keep flipping until the same suit, number or joker show up, and the last to slap is declared loser.

If there is a tie slap, do best out of three rock, paper, scissors.

The loser must deal for everyone in the next game in less than 30 seconds. If they make a mistake dealing like flipping a card over, or past the time limit...for EACH mistake, that player must take a card from all the other players.

A game where losing is defined by the majority. And there are no winners, only losers.

Examples of Der Wei Game mistakes:

"Oh you flipped your card over too fast"

"You dropped your card on the floor"

"Lindsey Lohan is pregnant!"

(Joe): "Ryan you slapped the wrong card"
(Ryan): "No that was Fatima. That was a mistake!"
Joe - gets a card from each player
Fatima - gets the card pile

by Samfatkar September 2, 2009

The Pick A State Game

Player one thinks of a state, once they figure out what state they have chosen, player one puts his/her hand on player two's knee and says "Pick a state". Player two then guesses a state, if they guess the state player one was thinking of the game ends, but if they guess the wrong state player one moves his/her hand slightly closer to player two's crotch. To make the game more interesting you can use kisses instead of hands or start at the ankle to build up more suspense.

"Last night I played The Pick A State Game with that girl I met at the bar. It went great! Here, smell my fingers."

by Shlappy March 27, 2010

the airbag game

(we invented this game to ill time and have fun) the airbag game is when you get a pillow and hid or sneak up in your friend and hit them in the face as hard as you can and yell "airbag" as you do it it may hurt but is so effing funny(:

1 point for the first one

2 points for the second
and of your friend is stupid enough to let it happen again you win hahaa

RINNG* RING* RINGG* RINGG* 'hey steve whatup?" steve:"omg dude i just airbage hannah so hard she fel on the floor!!" both of us: baahhaahahahahha

thats the airbag game

by Connor N. Morlett August 10, 2010

Gaea

A person with an obssessive need to hug everyone and everything in sight, even when hit in the face or robbed.

Get the hell off me, you Gaea!

by PwettyGurl June 8, 2011

Tubthumping Drinking Game

I am sorry since I am under the influence of the tubthumping game and will fix this later. Invented by Ian O'Hara and Craig Stephenson and first tested by Ian from Roskie 927, Craig from Roskie 915, and Aaron from Roskie 914 at Montana State University-Bozeman on Cinco de Mayo 2008. This is a potent game of drinking, in which, if you recall from the song by Chumbawumba, "Tubthumping" takes in order, a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a lager drink, and a cider drink. You must take these drinks in shots in turn with the song. This happens twice during the song and equals about just under 5 standard drinks in around 4 minutes. Even though Ian thought a standard drink must be taken for all of the drinks and Craig felt a shot was a necessary fit to the game, Craig was correct in that there isn't enough time to finish a full beer and cider for one and anymore alcohol in this time will provide a rough time. Craig wins in this case, as it gets the "Regular Joe" pretty messed up and is a lot of fun if it doesn't kill you. I hope you try the "Tubthumping Game" and think its a good one as it spreads across America. Thanks and have a good one in your "Tubthumping" escapades.

The Tubthumping Drinking Game is a fun game for all. In order, you take a whiskey drink, you take a vodka drink, you take a lager drink, and you take a cider drink as the song sings it. Have fun in honor of Craig and Ian.

by Ian O'Hara May 6, 2008

Game over, you win!

Whenever you find yourself in a situation that feels like it may escalate from a simple misunderstanding or disagreement into something worse – and you’re really not in the mood, just remember these four little words. This just might be the simplest phrase ever conceived to stop a potential argument dead in its tracks.

M: You’re going to go past it! I said it was on the right!
R: No, you said it was on the left.
M: No, I distinctly told you that it was on the…
R: Game over, you win!

by Politic Ric October 27, 2010

Speech Game

At a function (wedding/formal dinner etc) one person writes a set of predictable words/phrases that could be used in the speech/speeches that are about to be given on a piece of paper, rips the paper up and hands a word/phrase to every person at the table. When such words or phrases are used in the speech, the person with that piece of paper has to drink/down an alcoholic beverage.

This is hilarious if everyone takes part and great for lightening up a dull speech.

Best Man: I'm so glad that you two are going to be so HAPPY together
Person 1: Who's got 'Happy'?
Person 2: Me
Person 1: CONSUME!
*Person 2 drinks*
Person 1: I love the Speech Game!

by matrixbadger July 27, 2009