When two guys are hanging out and one pretends to fall asleep and the other guy starts jerking off, the guy pretending to sleep reaches over and finishes the job. "You stole my jerk!" Is a common phrase to say after being Grand Theft Jerked.
by 2chainzrules24 May 20, 2015
Get the Grand Theft Jerkmug. The thing that a court jury demonstrates when they make decisions and rulings based more on beliefs outside of law, or to appear more important than their jury position entails. It usually involves decisions based on facts that don't pertain to the actual charges in any way.
It doesn't have to be a grand jury. That just makes the pun work is all.
It doesn't have to be a grand jury. That just makes the pun work is all.
Everyone knew that Mr. Chang was a dangerous assassin, but the prosecution had no legal evidence whatsoever. Luckily, the jury showed delusions of grand jury by sentencing him to death. See in this one, the grand jury reference does make sense.
The jurors exhibited delusions of grand jury when they convicted the man solely on the basis that he liked to carve wooden figurines.
The jurors exhibited delusions of grand jury when they convicted the man solely on the basis that he liked to carve wooden figurines.
by Guruboy August 20, 2008
Get the Delusions of Grand Jurymug. The season after city girl/boy summer; Grand Theft Autumn. Grand Theft Autumn when you run far and wide from relationships and graft who you want.
by spunkatron800 September 6, 2019
Get the Grand Theft Autumnmug. A "grand-master simp" is someone who makes simping their mastery, and tries to deny that they are a simp. typically that will be the head of simps in your friend group.
"Jake is the "grand-master simp" of our friend group"
"Yeah its a shame that he cant get a girlfriend "
"Yeah its a shame that he cant get a girlfriend "
by BIDDLITS August 16, 2020
Get the Grand-Master simpmug. When you go to Disney World and go to all four parks in one day, hitting all major attractions; starting at 9 am and ending at 1 am. This usually ends in massive pain in your legs due to all the walking.
by LaFleur818 August 26, 2011
Get the Disney Grand Slammug. A person of relatively lower class or socioeconomic standing at an event comprised of people of higher class or socioeconomic standing.
Person 1: "How did those people get front row tickets to this play?"
Person 2: "They must be the Grand Prize Winners."
Person 2: "They must be the Grand Prize Winners."
by paulstar May 23, 2006
Get the Grand Prize Winnermug. Grand Gaming Indeed A.K.A GGI Is a gaming clan that consists of PC and PS4 players that play multiple games on multiple platforms and is slowly growing. And has nothing to do with the newly posted lgbt community.
by GGI_Shadow January 2, 2020
Get the Grand Gaming Indeedmug.