Lady Gorilla Slap

Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.

Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.

Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.

by Lambda70 March 13, 2011

clutch gorilla

The sound people make during a close call.
Example; During a tied sports/video-game match when someone makes a close play.

"OHH OHH OHH OHHHHH OH!"

Sounds like Gorilla/Primate communication.

John was squealing like a clutch gorilla as he completed the final flag capture for his team with only 4 seconds left on the clock.

by BonerSunday August 29, 2014

field gorilla

A very racist name for black people. Similar to"yard ape" and porch monkey.

Oh no the yard apes have evolved into field gorillas.

by Kakyl April 18, 2018

lady gorilla

An intelligent female gorilla.

I saw a lady gorilla at the zoo!

by frabrizio November 9, 2017

Grease Gorilla

A very greasy gorilla who is low on brain cells and high on acne. They are very big and dum. They like to steal food and play hockey. They have a quick temper and pysical strength. They are a very rare species and usally hang around greasy grove.

That kid is such a grease gorilla.

by XXXCelstia December 5, 2018

Brook gorilla

She is a beast that look for guys light skins,brown skins,dark skins she mostly look for light skins if she fined you she will rape you there’s no telling how bad if u reject her she gets fatter,taller,n blacker

Brook gorilla 🦍 will attack if you are ugly or cute and rape you

by Sniyha April 15, 2019

Uncouth Gorilla

An unwashed person

Marcus is an Uncouth Gorilla

by JoGloOfficial September 21, 2019