I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.
by This guy man... March 21, 2025
Get the Hey Squidward shut the fuck upmug. be quite
by joe mmmmmmmmm July 26, 2020
Get the shut the fuck upmug. When things are going good in your life and think you’re on the path to the next stage, then bam! Buzzer beater fuck up
Jim: “Hey John, how are things going with that girl you’re talking to? Moving on to the next step yet?”
John: “Not good. Another buzzer beater fuck up and I’m back to nothing”
John: “Not good. Another buzzer beater fuck up and I’m back to nothing”
by welfare.wayne February 24, 2022
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by hornknee February 13, 2024
Get the i'll fuck you . up.mug. A Canadian hardcore punk band, notable for winning the Polaris prize for their album "The Chemistry of Common Life".
Guy 1: "Did you go to the Fucked Up concert at the pub last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro I got kneed in the balls but it was great"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro I got kneed in the balls but it was great"
by Nicefisher October 12, 2020
Get the Fucked Upmug. The underlying motivational spirit that comes to aid you when you have exhausted all physical and mental options to get a task completed
"Do this task now!!
"Hey man thats impossible, I just cant do it...."
"Charlie the fuck up!!!"
" Holy shit bro thanks!, Ill get right on it!"
"Hey man thats impossible, I just cant do it...."
"Charlie the fuck up!!!"
" Holy shit bro thanks!, Ill get right on it!"
by Spotlightranger June 3, 2017
Get the Charlie The Fuck Upmug. 
Get the fucked upmug.