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something I really want my bf 2 do 2 me

fuck me daddy

by blackiscat0505 January 30, 2025

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How Gordon Ramsay says 'fuck you'

Ramsay: Where's the Wellington?
Chef: 3 minutes.
Ramsay: Ahhh...fuck me.

by Cityplace2711 July 24, 2022

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Its either they are asking you to fuck them or they want to kill themselves for some reason.

1. “Okay just fuck me.”

2. FUCK ME! I’m so dumb!

by sodiesoda November 23, 2021

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FUCK ME THONG

A “FUCK ME THONG” IS A FUCK ME THONG

“ROCCO HAS A FUCK ME THONG”

by ROGGO April 3, 2025

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Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019

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