Fleshie

n. An animal who dresses in human costume in order to achieve sexual arousal.

Did you know that Smokey the Bear is a fleshie? He can only get hard when wearing an attractive-woman mask and talking about fire prevention.

by Not a Friend of "Not Ross" June 10, 2009

Fresh Tail

Refers to any piece of ass that is new to you, does not necessarily mean fresh in terms of quality, hygiene, weight, or looks.

"there's some fresh tail for you"
"dude, she's fat"

by JP$ December 13, 2004

Fresh out the Box

New here

You fresh out the box yo! Why don't you spit somethin bout youself.

by Zhuo December 10, 2012

freshies

Whilst well known to powder hounds as the untouched fresh snow after a big storm... In Colorado, it is also the name of a company and its products - all natural cocktail mixes that began in Telluride, CO (their website says they are now in Denver). The idea was taken from big powder days but also aptly represented the all natural ingredients used in all of their mixes. Freshies mixes include Bloody Mary, Hot Mary, Margarita, Mojito, etc.

"Who wants to board the 15" of freshies on Gold's Peak and then grab a Freshies Bloody?"

by Justin Credulous November 28, 2007

so hungry i`m fartin fresh air

just plain old Hungry for something real good to eat

DUDE you want to run to WENDY`S ?
You hungry? friend say`s YEA !!! (i`m so hungry i`m fartin fresh air)

by phildo macrackin April 29, 2003

Mountain Freshing

The pre-teen act of trying to get high by cramming three large peppermint patties in your mouth, and then drinking a liter of Mountain Drew in one go to wash it down. Also used to describe desperate and often worthless "legal and hidden" ways to get high, like smoking banana peels, eating a lot of nutmeg, etc. Started at science fiction cons in the 1990s, now big among cosplayers and weeaboos.

Guy1: My 11 year old brother was throwing up all night after Mountain Freshing with his gamer pals.
Guy2: He believes that stuff? What ever happened to marker sniffing? Kids today...
Guy1: Best smelling vomit ever, though.

by Opee Sea Killer November 27, 2012

foreshitowing

That feeling you get before you have to take a major shit, letting you know that extreme digestive discomfort is on it's way.

"Man, I'm getting some bad foreshitowing from that chinese buffet. I'm gonna wreck that toilet."

by Denryuu7777 December 9, 2008