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hix five

a common high five, with a twist. the ultimate diss. before contact of the two hands there is an announcement of hix five. this can come in many forms
dude i just hix fived the crap out of him
by thehixer April 14, 2009
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The Five Commandments

From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):

1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
"I prefer the 42 Laws of Ma'at over the Ten Commandments and the Five Commandments of Satan."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023
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Corona five

the direct contact of two feet of different people by the side of the foot, done with both feet, only performed with shoes on; used as a counter to hand-to-hand contact like high fives, fist bumps, hand shakes, etc.
Woah woah woah, corona five, I'm not tryna get sick.
by J. S. T. March 16, 2020
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Cy-Five

A "high-five" given on the internet,where mutual contact isn't possible but only virtual is!
You nailed a chick in Idaho. Cy-five on that!
by Aneesh Nadkarni January 6, 2008
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five timer

Going out with five people or things at a time
He fancies L C the doughnuts slide and swing

Five timer
by ?hononumus?? September 30, 2013
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Morning Five

1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.

2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.
I started my day with my normal Morning Five.

I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.
by MonolithicNerd April 17, 2012
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brown five

When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping
"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"
by BL00DY R4331T April 25, 2016
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