Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around

Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex

by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016

Blindly flexing

It's flexing but the person doesn't exactly notice. You do though, it makes you feel bad about yourself, sometimes.

Lily: "Oh my gosh! My 2 Ipads couldn't work, so I brought 2 more. And remember when I was in 1st grade? I dissected a cow eye!"
Me: "That's cool, I guess. You also already said that story of dissecting a cow eye over 100 times, I don't want to hear it anymore."
Me (thoughts): "She's blindly flexing again . . . "

by odd, nefarious dumbass November 3, 2022

Flex Boi

A gay kid that you should stay away from or he will try to rape you.

Stay away from Flex Boi.

by Flex Boi October 16, 2019

T-flex

T-flex is the time standard when making or designing T-shirts that have musical bars or standards. When writing in T-flex time, you are not required to enter a time signature. This is because the user may read or sing at their own pace.

The designer used T-flex time while creating the t-shirts with musical notation integrated within.

by XtrUde64 September 21, 2023

Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around

Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex

by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016

Clam flex

The act of an aggressive woman (most likely a lesbian, or Karen), in which this person will proudly demonstrate their innate ability to turn up from 0 to 11, and verbally, sometimes physically to assert themselves over those they perceive as someone who is not worthy of their respect.

"dude, did you see how that butch looking chick just got in Chad's face?"

"Yeah bro, that was the ultimate clam flex"

by Oafhunter December 8, 2021

Recipe flex

A recipe that someone shares to show how skilled they are, or the amazingly local ingredients they have access to and you don't.

Man why'd I even buy the Noma book, they recipe flex and I can't buy any of their ingredients.

by Olddirtdog April 29, 2020