A little bitch of a CO that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.
Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.
Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?
Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 13, 2025
by Keepitgangst November 09, 2017
December 26th is flex day. Show off all of your expensive items to your friends. You can also flex with the new items you got at Christmas.
"Billy it's December 26th which means it's flex day, I bet you don't have the iPhone 11 Pro Max."
Billy answered while holding back tears, "you're right Joe, I don't."
Billy replied, "wait, who's Joe?"
Billy answered while holding back tears, "you're right Joe, I don't."
Billy replied, "wait, who's Joe?"
by Andy Andy October 27, 2019
The act of taking a pic while taking a shit. Best seen as a snapchat caption.
Sending snaps of your poop is not cool, send snaps of your face instead! We love to see the facial expressions.
Sending snaps of your poop is not cool, send snaps of your face instead! We love to see the facial expressions.
by King Boo JP September 17, 2019
by Dumster February 28, 2017
you’re bragging and flexing ( to show off ) about something and it’s makes you sound weird and stupid.
EXAMPLE 1:
James: I slept with my girlfriend’s sister.
Alex: weird flex but okay .
EXAMPLE 2 :
Lucas: my wrist hurts from this new gold Rolex I bought, it’s heavy af .
Sophia: weird flex but okay.
James: I slept with my girlfriend’s sister.
Alex: weird flex but okay .
EXAMPLE 2 :
Lucas: my wrist hurts from this new gold Rolex I bought, it’s heavy af .
Sophia: weird flex but okay.
by N_BNB March 18, 2021
Random shit you say when you watch a ricegum video or a MrBeast video (all tho mr beast videos are cool). (mrbeast if you are reading this plz give me money)
by RandomKid666 April 15, 2019