fanny haddock

tampon jamrag

lisa was cooking for twelve when she became flustered. "where did i throw that fanny haddock?" she panicked "Oh NO, NO, i chucked it in the damn tomato soup!"

by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003

Fanny scrounger

A fanny scrounger is a person, so addicted to fanny that they will literally shag anything that gets them aroused. This ranges from other people all the way to animals, the deceased and fat women ( its impressive how people can even find the fanny on some of these land whales )

“Did you see Neil the other day banging Doris the diabetic bird from Lincoln, he’s such a fanny scrounger”

by Large_Falice February 22, 2022

Fanny Winker

A fanny winker is a skirt that is way too short to be acceptable to wear in public.

"Hey did you see Stacey last night?"
"Yeah dude she was wearing a total fanny winker!"

"Dude did you see Staceys fanny winker last night?"
"Yeah I saw ass cheek and everything!"

by *Moon+Stars* August 2, 2015

fanny attack

when some is shouting about something they are having a fanny attck. or if they are getting over excited.

karina: sammi this is not on you put too much vodka in my drink, are you crazy??
Sammi: jezzz karina, calm down, dont have a fanny attack!!

by poppopcorn December 5, 2013

Psycho fanny

When a female becomes dangerously aggressive in a social situation. This can cause the conversation to become awkward, but it will often descend into laughter about the female's ridiculous lack of social skills. This laughter is best done subtly.

Hey, love, enough with the psycho fanny!

by Mr. Offensive March 1, 2015

fanny fan

A fan for your butt.

The bleachers were hot, so Sally used a fanny fan to keep her butt cool.

by Nolan Ryan Jr. May 1, 2011

slaggy fanny

A term refering to a person who has a lack of moral fibres.

addicted to both drugs and sex.
(incl. alcohol)

Loved by males with low self respect.

Sophie's a reet slaggy fanny

by nitrosamines August 1, 2008