Faith

Something that is of no real substance except in the form of trust, but that you're ridiculed for lacking if you don't believe an invisible man created the universe in a couple of days and apparently cares more about you're belief in him than anything else in the world. Basically, faith is in the hands of the user, but religion uses it as an excuse for not providing evidence.

Person 1: "There is no evidence what the Bible says is true!"
Person 2: "Have faith!"
Person 1:"No, I'm tired of your shit"

by Caucasian Asylum May 27, 2015

Old Faithful

The act of ejaculating semen on another's rectum then demanding that the person upon which ejaculation occurred must pass gas immediately. Ejaculator then looks at clock and says, "right on time."

Little Tim gave Sally the good ole' Old Faithful last night.

by bobbyz18 June 17, 2011

Faith

Being sure of what you hope for, and certain of what you cannot see.

i had strong faith in the Lord before i prayed for a man, and He showed me the man's healing.

by sonworshipper April 29, 2010

Faidh

A popular name given to a she-male when she applies a roll-on deo on his anus to prevent the bad smell of his fart.

A black rotten penis of a she-male which is dipped in sewage and given to dogs to kill them

Look at that sandwich..it smells soo faidh that the whole worlds dogs are going to die

by bookgerms May 2, 2010

Faisal

That ugly piece of crap that everyone hates. Girls throw up when they see his face and so do boys. He looks like an indian driver. His mother sold him because he was to ugly for her to raise. More than 10000 people killed their selves because they saw his ugly face. If you ever touch him you will get ebola

You are such a faisal , go and take a shower

by omar_musa November 18, 2017

Fagshit

ad. 1. That which is gay is fagshit.
2. Uncool acts

When the Cowboy narced on his friends to get out of a MIP, that was definately fagshit.

by Joe Cool December 9, 2003

Old Faithful

A sexual act. It is when you pour an entire bottle of lube into a girls ass. Then, upon the first thrust, the lube sprays out like a geyser.

"Whats all that lube for"

"Yellowstone, here we come, Old faithful, baby."

by AsevenX88 August 16, 2011