english muffin time

Generally around 6am, which is the average time english muffins are consumed

"Hey man ill meet you there at about english muffin time okay?"

"Nah thats too early, how about 8"

by exceptional September 5, 2013

The English Cream Tea

A traditional Cream Tea is Cream and Jam on a Scone with a pot of Tea, a modern take of it involves a male fucking his woman whilst she is on her period, he pulls out with a bloody cock, the jam, she then proceeds to jack him off, when he cums she stems the flow so that it trickles down his cock, the cream, the male then wipes his cock covered in blood and cum, the jam and cream, between the womans ass cheeks, the scone, then eats the jam and cream from the scone before ending by pissing all over the woman, the tea.

I performed The English Cream Tea on betty last night, it was hella messy, but damn tasty.

by tanski27 April 3, 2011

rip english

R.I.P english means:

1. The person doesn't like english sentence or words like what I am typing.
2. The person doesn't want to talk to you because your typing too fast.
3. You have bad grammar and spelling.
4. Everyone just want to troll you and make you go crazy mad.

Me: Hey dude you know I saw 2 guys feeling sexual feelings
Dude: WTF?! Thats sound cool and gay
Me: Yeah its so good to watch
Me: LIke I want to join them but I m not gay lol
Me: Also after they saw me watching the one that is sitting threw the one that is sitting on his pen-
Dude: Rip Rip Rip
Me: ???
Dude: Rip english.

by DioX November 2, 2015

Drunkard_Englishman

Someone of a fat nature; commonly a programmer. Often gets drunk at pubs and talks about things like Penny Arcade with friends.

Dan Drunkard_Englishman

by dom June 1, 2003

international english

english spoken by travelers to non-english speaking countries in hope of communicating. generally words are spoken loudly and slowly while making charade-like gestures that indicate the word being spoken.

international english may involve saying, "F-O-O-D", while motioning hand-to-mouth.

by tort69tart April 26, 2008

english college

Some gay school that has been around in dubai for 3 years, it is a school for mentally retarded kids, they have really bad teachers and the principal is retarded.

retarded student from english college: omfg my school is the best school in the world!
awesome dude:no..... -.-

by awesome dude who likes pie February 15, 2009

Queen's english

What posh, upperclass english people speak.

Look at that pleb over there Alfred, speaking cockney no less. Oh the commeners are truly amusing! They can't speak proper queen's english. Tut-tut, pour me some more tea old sport- jolly good, spiffing stuff!

*continues with plans of world domination*

by TOVEX December 29, 2015