Eddie

A fully hard cunt that plays rugby he has a 5-inch dick and wants to fuck his history teacher he is a horny cunt and could probably be a pornstar

Eshays Eddie

by Bro I eat Ass February 10, 2019

Eddie’s Golf Cart

A high school football coach’s main mode of transportation around the football field

I love haulin shit in Eddie’s golf cart

by Bay Mac November 6, 2020

Eddie

Cyberpunk 2077 ‘money’ slang

Example: “I got some eddie here for trade off, don’t wanna fight with you”

I got some eddie here for a trade off, don’t wanna fight with you pal.

by LibrarianGame August 7, 2022

Eddie's Pet

A redhead with a collar and a lead.

Shannon is Eddie's Pet

by Solomundy September 8, 2023

Eddies

Shite pizza establishment located in wigan

Jamie: is Eddies still open
Craig: I’d rather eat dog shite

by TeevReqq June 23, 2021

Eddy

an edible

Hey man, do you have the eddys with you?

by jackoff64920 February 13, 2022

Eddie gawk

A cool guy that doesnt like plain rice because hes tasteless. He has a very weird sense of humour and usually makes sus comments but wont admit hes 0.9% gay . He has the most annoying gf but somehow still loves her, he is a very big simp for kristina but he doesnt wanna admit it for some reason. His faceee ,hes the mostt beautiful person and has the cutest eyelashes but wont realise how long they're because hes blind . He has some cute ass dimples which everyone should be jealous of . Everything about him in general is perfect except from the fact that he wont attempt to write with his left hand. He tends to turn everything into something dirty no matter what you say. Hes very helpful and is really smart,he always works hard for everything which is something that amazes everyone. He deserves the whole world <3

Kris : Who's that smexc guy?
Stranger: its eddie,eddie gawk
Kris : dayummmm now it all makes sense

by hahahelloidk July 1, 2021