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The Cousin Eddie

When having anal sex, you bust a nut in her ass and yell; “Shitter’s full!”
We just watched National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation. So during sex last night I came in her ass and yelled “Shitter’s full!” The Cousin Eddie never fails to make her laugh.
by E24601 July 11, 2025
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compton ass eddie

This refers to kid who live in farifax in the ghetto. he is whit as can be but yet insist on being or acting black he drives a s-dime and its so shitty it has more bondo then a bondo factory, he is a poser. he is defently the most pathetic peice of crap in the world and im tired of his compton ass shit! Note: he got the smallest dick u can imagine and i have proof from all his gf's.
Black kid: "yo that compton ass eddie is a poser, he think he black, lets bank him nigga"
by beanie shmegals March 11, 2005
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Eddie

Eddie is my friend
by Salieghs_dad November 23, 2021
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Eddy/Eddies

"Give me an eddy nigga / Big ol' bag of eddies"

Eddy/Eddies means edibles just shortened.
by baggg cccchaser June 13, 2022
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Eddy Chen

-Loves bubble tea and practising the violin
-is TERRIFIED of coakroaches
-Likes to flex his perfect pitch
-Occasionally dresses up as a tiger mum
A: I wish I had perfect pitch, I would pass my theory exams so easily!
B: Well, first you're no Eddy Chen, and then, that's just an excuse for not PRACTICING.
by Maccalenna December 30, 2023
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eddy offbeat

late night talks at 3am...eddy offbeat!!!!
by blossom423 July 8, 2021
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Fast Eddie

An absolute machine when it comes to closeout.
Finishes workpacks, CMDs and prodedures in record time and to an exceptionally high standard.
"Fuck sakes Chris, you've done loads of workpacks this week"

"I know, I've been a total Fast Eddie these days"
by kenlautlautken November 23, 2021
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