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Scotched-Earth

To set blaze to the trail behind you. This can be used as an adjective, adverb, or verb, depending on the user’s fluency in acculturated hibbity-jibbity.

A mondegreen of “scorched-earth”, this iteration is believed to have evolved from military sandbox video games where young or mentally handicap-able players adopted the term through oral traditions. The lexicalization of the term occurs when the player believes it lends them a manner of respect as a well-read strategist. This term has not been uniformly adopted unironically by any known subcultures, which indicates that the rare users of “scotched-earth” may be experiencing developmental delays which impair comprehension or social cues.
“I’m not a pacifist, but I’ve personally found longer-term benefits from not going Scotched-Earth.”
“This clip from 2 years ago debunks your entire narrative. You made it seem as though he went scotched earth on the idea.”
by RippaverseFan59 January 29, 2025
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Earth

The only planet that is flat. It holds a whole lotta peeps on it.
The earth is very flat.
by Earthlikething July 10, 2017
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Earthing

Another word for pooping, because earth is a synonym of dirt, which is typically brown.
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me earthing earlier and now she won't look at me.

Guy 2: I'm sorry for you, bro. Maybe you should earth with the door shut next time.
by miyumyau October 4, 2023
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Earth

Listen, we know Earth is the place for racism, SA's, P. Diddy, Drake, John Cena-

But come on. the Earth is the only place with memes, games, important events in history, and Elon Musk trying to send his Cybertruck to Mars. Or atleast space. I don't know.
Wanna know a fun fact? WE ALL LIVE ON EARTH !!!! So cool right????? I bet you weren't expecting THAT!!!!

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by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025
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the most famous lion on planet earth

wjhy the hell
does 1 fortified moab
have infinite h
It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.

At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.

It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.

I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas — Today at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)

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10:13 PM
by O1RD October 19, 2022
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Earth Week

It occus at every month in the last week. Transportation and factories production is halted in order to heal the earth.
“Wow it seems even America is joining to participate in Earth Week!”
by STOP_CLIMATECHANGE November 14, 2020
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earth pirapat

A Thai BL actor who is fine as hell and it's a true definition of daddy.
Earth pirapat is so hot!
Mix is such a lucky guy.
by SIMPly cute May 11, 2023
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