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A person whose confidence is so low, they feel they have to make fun of someone else they think is weaker than them.
God, that guy is such a dick. He must be a Dylan.
Dylan by Nat Momir June 3, 2018
A tall, thicc boy. Always has a girlfriend because they perceive him to be aloof, when actually he is lazy as hell. Somehow has mild to moderate jawline despite his major source of exercise being thumb movement on xbox. Lungs contain the winds of the four corners of the earth, and always is able to burp. Likes his women like his KFC chicken: Yummy in the tummy and always on the bone. He is very callipygian. Has a timed schedule upon which he lifts shirt to air out his ENORMOUS areolas and pinpoint nips. FIN
He's SOOOO DYLAN! He lifted his shirt like 4 times on our date, and then burped down my throat when we kissed.
Dylan by FlameofUdeeznuts June 4, 2018
The guy I have a crush on
I like him, his name is dylan
Dylan by Unknowncrusher414 June 5, 2018
huge cock in his pants, and hates every red haired person and is a fucking legand
Dylan is sexy
Dylan by get fuckedmg June 8, 2018
Dylan is the guy that is smart, handsome, and gets all the girls.
He Nice, Athletic, Has Abs and Works Out 💪. Dylan is the guy you want to be with, He Smells Good, Dresses Nice and is Sexy Af. Dylan is the type of guy that loves Rap Music and Is always on Instagram texting his friends, so therfore Dylan is the best person to be around.
Dylan loves girls.
Dylan by Yeboijohnny June 12, 2018
A Dylan is one of the best people around. They are good at a lot of things, but tend not to flaunt their skills. They usually like boys and girls and make for one of the best friends you could have. People who don't know them will think they're weird but they will do anything to help a friend. They have an amazing sense of humour and are very smart. They love fiction books. Especially ones with adventure and/or action. They would make a great girlfriend/boyfriend because they will always be thinking of the one they love. Dylan's will do anything for a friend. If a friend needs help a Dylan will drop everything to help them. A Dylan is always honest. They don't like attention but are great audience speakers. They do whatever they want and don't care what other people think about them. If a Dylan loves someone they will stay loyal to them forever. A Dylan will always focus on the bright side. They can make you feel better just by smiling at you. Most people admire a Dylan and value their friendship so much. A Dylan excels at school. They understand emotions really well. They will always know how you feel and will do anything to make their friend happy. You can always trust a Dylan with you secrets and they won't tell anyone. They are great at debating. They are into nerdy stuff and really love video games. They are very artistic and creative. They have a great imagination. If there is a Dylan in your life you should value their presence.
Person A: omg Dylan is so thoughtful!
Person B: I know right! They're my best friend! I hope he's my friend forever!
Dylan by Zacharias June 13, 2018