dobby

a dobby is someone who is very stupid. they have completely have no common sense. literally the dumbest person you will ever know. doesn’t even fucking know how to spell “comma”. they are so skinny and they don’t put on weight no matter how much junk food they eat. when you’re with them they will make you laugh so hard that you will piss yourself, on their carpet, in their spare bedroom... they are absolutely stunning, but they don’t see it themselves.

dobby - “you have ideas, you just haven’t thought of them yet.”
person 1 - “you’re so fucking stupid you dobby.”

by miranda cross April 11, 2020

doobie

Cigarettes

Dushan: imma go smoke a doobie

Ryan: a what?
Dushan: a cigarette, you uncultured swine

by EvilFart April 27, 2020

Dobby’s Sock

A wizard swear.

“Oh Dobby’s Sock!”

“Do not use foul mouth words! It says here in the rule book, no wizard swears! You are hearby expelled! I expect you to pack your things and head onto the train back to london!”

by stupid slytherin June 8, 2020

Dobby

A cute adorable free house elf loved by Harry Potters fans. Also willing be killed to save Harry Potter Which sadly happens in the last book and the second last movie.

Dobby is a free elf

by DanTheHarryPotterMan July 4, 2020

Doob

When someone is unbelievably stupid and terrible at doing things

That guy over there is a doob

by Kaawel_YT August 9, 2020

doob eh

a marijuana cigarette rolled in the upper peninsula of Michigan

" that's a nice rolled doob eh"

by Onionbluntly August 26, 2020

Doobie

Itz a mf roach ik damn well yk wha a roach is

My brother-I know damn well yu ain’t sneak in my room while I was sleep n steal my doobies

Me- I ain’t have no weed n yu was sleep. My bad bro dem bitches was smackin too Not even gone cap🤣🤣

by Elijah200430 September 30, 2020