Get the dolphins mug.1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?
by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024
Get the couch dolphin mug.A sea mammal resembling that of a fish, they are also extremely intelligent and with proper training, can even do cool things.
in short: funny mammal fish thing
in short: funny mammal fish thing
Guy 1: Hey, how’s the show?
Guy 2: It’s wonderful! Especially the part where the dolphin does a backflip!
Guy 2: It’s wonderful! Especially the part where the dolphin does a backflip!
by pentatonic July 20, 2023
Get the Dolphin mug.by YusufT19 December 28, 2018
Get the Dolphin mug.An act in which you are boning your lady friend and in the midst of her screaming of pleasure you would have to pull out and stick it in her pooper. Then she'll wail like a dolphin.
I was banging Rachel and I attempted the squealing dolphin, let's just say the police were involved.
by FappuccinoCream November 27, 2014
Get the squealing dolphin mug.When asked "how do you like boto?" a clanmate answered, "had my son look it up for me, it's a dolphin".
Sorry son, there's no such thing as a boto-nosed dolphin.
Sorry son, there's no such thing as a boto-nosed dolphin.
by l2paegun September 28, 2019
Get the boto-nosed dolphin mug.Similar to downhill skiing, a girl grabs a genital on both sides of her and preceds to jerk them of like she was skiing. The dolphin tail Is the same thing but she adds her feet into it so she’s jerking another dude off with her feet.
Dude! Last night me, Billy, and Leroy had this girl doing the dolphin tail on us. It was so sexy we all nutted whithin 2 minuets.
by OfficiallyRealFunny May 17, 2018
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