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Derpshire

The land in which all derp originates. the rival of herpshire, these two lands have been in unharmonious battle since the dawn of time.
This is madness. THIS. IS. DERPSHIRE!!!
by Hypnopaedia October 1, 2011
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DERPLEXIA

~Currently Proposed as a New Addition to the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) and Under Review~

DERPLEXIA: the condition or state of extreme brain pain and mind melts that occur due to any number of interactions with or knowledge of herp-a-derp type individuals.

Clincal indications of a state of Derplexia are commonly reported by individuals as including:

1. cognitive processes along the lines of "what the fuck" or "seriously?", which often coincide with

2. physiological changes as commonly seen in persons experiencing anger or rage, and

3. behavioral manifestations such as placing one's palm to forehead (facepalming), discontinuation of prior activities (so as to give their full attention to attempting to process and assimilate new info), or other indicators of disbelief and perplexity of thought.

Research to date is still in preliminary stages, thus therapeautic interventions are quite limited. Currently, the only effective treatment known is full or partial extermination of either the herp-a-derp type of individual or the suffer's own life, and a full discontinuation of all herp-a-derp topics in conversation.
Person 1: <<insert some random reference to a herp-a-derp person or celebrity>>

Person 2: <<awkward pause of silence/looks of disgust>>
"Ugh, I hate when you tell me these weird stories. I always don't feel so well afterwards. And now my head hurts... thanks buddy..."

Person 1:
"Oops. I hope you don't have Derplexia! That stuff is serious!"
by Meow Mixerology May 21, 2012
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derpatitis

An unusually incurable disorder in which the infected derp uncontrollably and prevents them from being a functional member of society or something of that nature.
Jeeze, that person can't do anything right they must have derpatitis! -Dr. Adkins.
by The cure. >:D July 7, 2012
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derprecated

That crappy function is derprecated
by anotherprogrammer August 6, 2012
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Derski

When a person thinks that he/she/it are so cool that it is not cool anymore.
Applies to human beings, dogs and turtles.
"wow, you're so derski dude"
"dude, you got some derski vibes"
by Noizy September 20, 2014
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Derpy troll

A stupid, yet hilarious trick on someone
Bob derpy trolled me , it made everyone lol
by The magic monkey July 9, 2015
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derryl

everyone needs a friend like Derryl! She's got a heart of gold and would do anything for her friends and family. Always the life of the party just as long as you don't give her shots!
What the fuck is Derryl doing? Did some cunt give her shots!
by Lyss June 6, 2016
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