drinking bleach

v. Following any irrational plan of action.

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So, are you studying for your medical degree finals this weekend or are you going to the beach, getting drunk, and generally drinking bleach?

Party time dude! Make spring break great again!

by gnostic3 April 26, 2020

Gotta drink

When one of your friends has responsibilities, but the most important responsibility at the time for them is drinking until they can’t walk anymore. (Usually ends with class/work/events being missed the following day.”

R.J.: “Man, I got this essay due at midnight, I’m gonna be cutting it close.”
Colt: “Gotta do it, gotta drink, gotta have a good time let’s go.
Ron: “Gotta drink, chop chop.”
R.J.: “Might have to.”

by TheDickmeister June 12, 2021

Drink it Off

When a blow is so bad, the only way to get over it is with a lot of alcohol.

Related to: Shake it Off.

Bro 1: Dude, I am pretty sure I made below a 40 on that test.
Bro 2: Me too, wanna go drink it off?
Bro 1: Sure, we'll pass next time.

by anaximander February 28, 2013

Drinking Skirt

A skirt you put on before you go out drinking to pump yourself up for the night's activities.

"Maren, there's free beer at the Knockout! Let's go!"
"Hold on, let me put my drinking skirt on."

by Maren C February 21, 2009

drink suspension

A) The ability to hold one's drink during a party, in a car, or in a bar when the body is knocked about without spilling a drop.

B) The ability to hold one's self upright or together while conversing during complete inebriation; to keep balance during inebriation

A) "Did you see my drink suspension over those railroad tracks?!?! Not a drop, Baby!"

B) Guy A: "Check Matt out. Took too many Four Horsemen."

Guy B: "I know. He's totally lost his drink suspension. Oh! There he goes! TIMBER!"

Guy A: "Awww...Fell right into that pile John's dog just left! Should we help him?"

PAUSE

Guy B: "He'll figure it out..."

by The Green Skwurl May 28, 2009

Interracial Drinks

Mixed drinks that are made of brown liquor and clear mixer or with clear liquor and brown mixer

Guy: Hey bartender give me one of those interracial drinks.
Bartender: A what?
Guy: A Jack Daniels and Tonic
Bartender: Really?
Guy: Or a Vodka and Coca Cola

by Ballzer April 3, 2009

Drink & Dash

when a girl comes over to your place for drinks, and then leaves after drinking your booze to hookup with another guy. also works at a bar if you're buying a girl drinks and she just uses you for the alcohol and then runs off.

"She totally pulled a drink & dash last night. she came over, drank a bunch of a beer and shots with us, she took a phone call in the other room, came back out to the patio and gave us some bs reason why she had to take off asap"

by nanslaughter September 20, 2011