Cube People

Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…

1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.

2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.

Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.

Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?

Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.

Employee: Fucking Cube People!

by Mr_Mcmister December 9, 2023

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Cubed Fruit

Jordi Long

Jordi Long is a cubed fruit

by Shorid October 1, 2020

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Cube Rube

Being known as the worst person in a cube farm. Loud music and just being a pain to sit near in a cube farm.

This new dolt has made it to cube rube for being nothing but a problem in every respect in the cube farm.

by UD nut case August 7, 2009

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dr cube

Dr cube is a part of a show named Kaiju big battle one thing he is most famous for is turning niggers into his evil minions, Dr cube is the main villain in the show that it might actually be dying rn lolololol

Aw shit nigga is Dr cube, ATTACK!

by Hcchc October 9, 2020

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