I'm a creeper

minecraft's grim reaper

I'm a Creeper
Minecraft's Grim Reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda
I'm not a creature that'll eat ya
But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter!
Reminds peeps of Minesweeper
Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader
Now the mine is mine, it's finders keepers

Oh hi, I'm a creeper
So nice, nice to meet ya
Is that the time? It's time to leave
And tick
Tock
Tick
Tock

by doctor apricot May 26, 2021

Creep

A guy without a real job who mooches off of his wife and belittles his child. Since, he doesn't work he also tends to post on boards and likes to ask other guys about their stiffies

JMS: Did you walk away with a stiffie.

You: "Creep", your aquard inappropriate creepy sexual advancements toward me are unwanted and unneeded. It is unfortunate that you can't seem to get over me and continue to cyber stalk me.

by Das Twit December 17, 2008

creep

1. v. Making moves in a shady and often times questionable manner, usually involving the use of the key tool facebook
2. n. One with extremely long fingers
3. n. Winston L. Jones

Winston, the king creepo, used his long fingers to creep a girl on creepbook(facebook).

by The 415 March 23, 2008

creepstash

A pedophile-esque looking guy with a Magnum P.I. or 70s porno mustache.

You look so cute in that picture but who's the creepstash leering at you from behind!?

by alisharindanielle September 2, 2007

creepavert

a creepy pervert.
a nasty.

an old man going "bown-chicka-wown-wown" when a sixteen yr old girl walks by. that's the ultimate trait of a creepavert.

by SpunkiieChica August 17, 2007

Creeper Mcgee

; used in conjuction with creeper ; creeper mcgee describes someone who is a creeper to the highest level of creepiness ; this term is to be used with great consideration

"he practically followed me the whole night! Creeper Mcgee!"

**NOT to be spelled "micgee"

by sash !! January 18, 2009

creep neck

The physical pain that comes with sitting at your computer creeping on Facebook for too long, mainly effecting ones neck, shoulders and back.

I got the worst creep neck last night after my five hour Facebook creeping session.

I couldn't peel myself away from my computer screen during that Facebook fight, now i have total creep neck.

by metdizzle February 6, 2009