Cranking

The act of masturbating inside a car that is misfiring or running rough after disconnecting a spark plug wire or coil pack. The person is typically turned on by the vibrating nature of the vehicle then proceeds to rub one out till he runs out of gas or blows his load on the windshield.

I loaned my car to my brother in-law Doug and he brought it back with it running rough with the check engine light on. I asked him what happen? He said oh I forgot to tell you I had a little too much to drink last night and had some fun cranking in your car!

by Gabe Oytoucher September 28, 2023

Crank

What high school boys will use as an alternative to hoe

Javon: Damn that girl jessie is a crank

Trayvon: I know right! she did the entire team

by Ember1728 October 5, 2019

Cranking

Not what Maria thinks it is.

You can’t trust Urban Dictionary Maria, that’s not what cranking means.

by Pipsnob December 6, 2020

Cranked

To have someone in your presence and get monetized for being around you

“She’s in my vlog to get cranked”
“I’m getting cranked right now”

by Lipsy May 25, 2024

Anne Crank

When a bro secretely cranks his meat in one room while his girlfriend or wife is in another

My girlfriend was waiting for me to come to bed, but I was all horned up so I had to Anne Crank in silence

by Syateks November 7, 2023

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

Crank a yankee

A British euphemism for giving an American a handjob.

“So Stacy, are you gonna crank a yankee tonight?”

by Kayakayak January 26, 2019