Too Dank To Crank

An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm

This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.

by TotallyNotBryan August 13, 2017

Crank that Soulja Boy

Masturbate.

John: Help me!

Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!

by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 10, 2022

Crank Dat Stank

Plugging the fart box with your Hammer of Thor while doing the Soulja Boy

Aye yo! You see Elliot in the club last night doin the Crank Dat Stank on the dance floor? Hella brown drippage everywhere

by PJ Swaggie Swag December 31, 2020

Crank

A dmv slang term used as a meaning to call a female a slut and/or a whore. It may also be used as a term for females who does any sexual act or favor to get what they want.

"Dont mess with Janice, I heard she is a crank"

by Snider46 February 02, 2018

cranking a bob marley

smoking a very large joint

I was riding down the street on my big bad Harley wind in my hair and cranking a bob marley

by Kongo Kong May 31, 2018

Crank

When a male relieves himselfin the lavatory with some double pleasure on the potty.... ie. A Crap! A Poop! A Number 2!! & A Wank! A Toss! or A Pull! These will be timed to occur simultaneously to pleasure him in the loo. Yikes

Bloke get's up at smoko on building site and announces "I am off for a crank!" Has a pull and a poo for fun!! (yeah kids, im a little grossed out too)

by Missy Flutter January 10, 2012

crank worm

To crank worm is equivalent to ‘pop off’

Some other similar phrases would be ‘performing well’ and ‘topping the meters’

Can also mean feeling good and torquing your hog.

Jimmy you going to score 40 tonight? We need you to crank worm.

I’m popping off here man doing big damage. I’m cranking my worm

by xqcP April 14, 2024