cousinception

When your cousin over thinks to the point of inception.

Wow, she's going to cause herself cousinception.

by Falalady June 5, 2016

cousinemy

a cousin who harbors feelings of resentment or rivalry towards another

John, a cousin of mine by my Uncle Tom, begrudges my fortune, and does everything he can to pull me down. I feel that John is more my cousinemy than my cousin.

by BADO SARMIENTO April 7, 2017

Cousin

Someone who always gets on your nevers, in your beeswax and likes to get the fair share in everything.

OR

Someone you can always trust and is not a snitch. Can be hella lit sometimes.

First example: Bro, I was trying to go to this hella lit Halloween party but my dumb ass cousin had to tag along.

Second: He's coming to the party with me Stacey not you he is my cousin.

by Litlikeachristmas tree June 23, 2017

Cousinish

A person who is your cousin or someone your'e really close to.

Alyssa is my cousins, cousin that makes her my COUSINISH. I am really Close friends w/ Olivia she is now my COUSINISH

by lovepeace-777 October 6, 2017

Cousin

Someone who 'nothing happens with' but you share a bed with them and kiss from time to time

Person 1: hey, do you and kenzie go out?

Person 2: nah, he's just my cousin

by Theholyscumxx November 6, 2017

Cousta

A jawn. Simple.

I need a Cousta

by Shiggy May 21, 2018

Cousin

My bitch

My cousin fucks me in the asshole because I don't want babies, and I slap his throbbing cock.

by Iloveducks9000 May 26, 2018