Rumor Control

People who know all the gossip, continues to spread the gossip, and/or starts the rumor.

Penny: Did you hear about so and so? They got caught doing it in the girls bathroom
Giga: Yeah, they called their parents and so and so is getting shipped to a boarding school in Switzerland. Hey Suzy did you hear about...
Suzy cuts in: Red alert! All hands on deck! Rumor Control's got something knew to gossip about!

by Elli Mae July 1, 2006

JH Corollary

The jh corollary refers to a situation in which a woman is surrounded by at least 20 naked males. It is most often used in conjunction with "that's what she said."

Person 1: There are just so many!
Person 2: That's what she said! JH Corollary!

by rexnom April 30, 2009

Johnson Controls

The components that regulate the suction action of a penis enlargement device. Often mistaken for Semen's Boner Technology.

I got a big stiffy, thanks to Johnson Controls.

by kdbamaman November 18, 2012

Chernobyl Control Panel

When there are all the warning signs which you ignore until its too late, the situation then goes critical and blows up in your face.

Typically relates to men chasing women that are just no good, who ignore all the warning signs and red flags only to find out that they are in fact a gold digger.

Dude 1: Oh had such a good weekend with Catherine
Dude 2: Really ?
Dude 1: Yeah, ended up paying for it tho, from the taxi there to the taxi back, drinks, dinner, lent her some money etc
Dude 2: Man, this is more than a reg flag situation, you have yourself a Chernobyl Control Panel.

by Christopherusly October 22, 2012

Gun control

An American joke.

Bill: do you wanna hear a joke
Alex: go on
Bill: gun control
Both: ahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

by WetSpaghett64 March 11, 2019

Corrupt Control

A group that is down with all juggalos and warriors (abk's fans). A group hated by some but liked my most O.0 They are a new group in the underground music aera and are taking over quickly. they are coming out with a cd soon called corruption is here with Syanid3,Revern,And Mista magik on the trax they are going to blow everyone away

www.myspace.com/corruptcontrol

Hey did you go and see corrupt control last night
Dude Corrupt Control Kicks major ass

by Corruptioner August 31, 2006

2008 Toyota Corolla

Car driven by antivax bitches named karen

Bitches be running over their 3 year old in their 2008 Toyota Corolla and be like "cant help being a gemini"

by Justlookingtomakewords February 19, 2019