Colorado bear trap

When a twink is sitting on a Bears (large hairy gay man) dick and right before the bear cums he wraps his legs around the twink and cums into the twinks ass.

I thought my uncle and I were wrestling, but then the next thing I knew he caught me in a Colorado Bear Trap!

by Oral of the story August 14, 2022

Coleman

The act of starting day drinking in the morning knowing full well that you’re gonna hit your limit and puss out on the evening planned with your friends. Usually coupled with blaming the spouse for bailing on said evening plans. Sometimes resulting in simply ghosting your buddies.

Ima save the drinking for this evening, I don’t wanna Coleman.

by Panda0321 August 20, 2022

Colorado

disclaimer this definition is a JOKE dont actully believe in this:
Colorado is a canadian provence as well as japanese territory in the rocky mountains situated south of the Southwestern territories and north of the japanese territory known as Texas. Colorado is the sothernmost provence of Canada (excluding the Hawaiian Territories and the South China Sea). Colorado has a popluation similar to the number of jews hitler killed in WW2. The capital city is Denver. Colorado is also home to the hottest girls in Canada AND Japan.

Colorado is the sothernmost provence (Excluding The Hawaiian Territories) of canada. It also runs through Japan making coloradians japanese and canadians at once. Home to hottest girls.

by Knmagor August 30, 2022

Colorado s'more

Following a Colorado Campfire, you complete the s'more experience by directing the girls lit farts at the marshmallow thus ensuring a delicious toasty s'more.

My girl took the Colorado Campfire up to the next level by lighting her flatus and giving me a Colorado s'more.

by anonymous October 12, 2022

Colorattitude

General uptight dimeanor or way of thinking by folks from Colorado characterized by their belief that 1) there are mountains/snow nowhere else 2)only Coloradans recreate outdoors, and/or 3) no location can be superior in any way to Colorado. This leads to an inability to find enjoyment when traveling or actually moving away from home.

These people also like to use "Colorado" in a very generalized way when making comparisons, despite most folks actually just living in the burbs.

Non-Colorado Guy - "We've been getting so much snow this year in the U.P."
Colorado Guy - "Bro, that ain't snow. Colorado gets way more than that"
Non-Colorado Guy- "Don't you live in Denver where the snow melts fairly rapidly? We regularly get twice as much in the town I live in, and it doesn't melt until March."
Colorado Guy- "Well the mountains get more snow than you."
Non-Colorado Guy- "Cool it with your Colorattitude, it's killing our small-town vibe"

by Chill'n October 18, 2022

Colorattitude

General uptight dimeanor or way of thinking by folks from Colorado characterized by their belief that 1) there are mountains/snow nowhere else 2)only Coloradans recreate outdoors, and/or 3) no location can be superior in any way to Colorado. This leads to an inability to find enjoyment when traveling or actually moving away from home.

These people also like to use "Colorado" in a very generalized way when making comparisons, despite most folks actually just living in the burbs.

Non-Colorado Guy - "We've been getting so much snow this year in the U.P."
Colorado Guy - "Bro, that ain't snow. Colorado gets way more than that"
Non-Colorado Guy- "Don't you live in Denver where the snow melts fairly rapidly? We regularly get twice as much in the town I live in, and it doesn't melt until March."
Colorado Guy- "Well the mountains get more snow than you."
Non-Colorado Guy- "Cool it with your Colorattitude, it's killing our small-town vibe"

by Chill'n October 18, 2022

coltray

nigger

you're a coltray

(le black person): THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME BITCH ?

by samuraicock November 4, 2022