Chockablock

-When you say a guy is not suited to your liking by physical characteristics but end up being rejected by a guy you like with similar characteristics..
-When a big black dick steals your girl.

Susan got chockablocked by Mike when she said didn’t like fat or gay men..
Dwayne chockablocked Andy when he fucked Andy’s girlfriend.

by SkullD May 25, 2020

Cock Block

when a gay guy ruins the chance for another gay guy to get laid by crash their conversation

I was this close to taking this hottie home with me, but then an ugly bitch came out of nowhere and cock blocked me

by TLV Biatch March 26, 2009

cockblocker

One who cockblocks, typically used to identify an individual who, intentionally or not, avoids in engaging in contact with another person, whether by phone, email or in person. The term infers a connotation that the individual in question avoid said contact is a basic "DICK" in nature for avoiding such contact.

I've been trying to get in touch with Todd all day, but that cockblocker's been dodgin' me left and right.

by Pottsy November 17, 2004

cock block

When a woman turns you off so badly that you cannot get an erection for at least 5 years afterwards, see Christine Hamilton

God the queen mother looks pretty, shit no she's such a cock block

by jammyjames60 June 3, 2004

Revenge Cock Block

Basically, perorming a cock block on someone, usually a friend, who just cock blocked you.

Drunk Chick: Hey, wanna go out back?

Mike: Sure
Brennan: Mike didn’t you and your wife test positive for AIDS yesterday?

Drunk Chick: ew nevermind *walks away*
Mike: Bro; that was a total revenge cock block

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Cockblockotopolis

A place completely filled with cockblockers, so terrible that no cock is safe.

Dude, I just got back from cockblockotopolis. My cock is so sore. Fuuuuckkkk.

by Cockblocktopus 41 August 7, 2011

Cockblockbro

A bro who is there to cockblock some dick for you. you dont cockblock him yourself cos otherwise the girl would think you are a wanker so you get your cockblockbro on the case

Guy 1: hey dude, there is some dick who is hitting on this girl i like. can you do the necassaries?
cockblockbro: never fear. your cockblockbro is here. i will cockblock the shit out of that guy

by uberjai December 30, 2012